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Updated: 2015-07-29T15:40:46.673-04:00

 



"'Great seats,' you said. 'Right behind the backb...

2008-05-19T15:18:00.000-04:00

"'Great seats,' you said. 'Right behind the backboard,' you said. 'Don't worry about it, they're made of glass,' you said, 'We won't miss a thing...'"



TP: "Why is that guy the only one in a Calvin Klei...

2008-05-16T09:42:00.000-04:00

TP: "Why is that guy the only one in a Calvin Klein white button up. Oooohhh, and I love the way he shows off that chest hair. So much sexiers than Eva's"



Sir, would you please sit down. I can see my wife ...

2008-05-16T05:53:00.000-04:00

Sir, would you please sit down. I can see my wife anytime. Right now I'm trying to concentrate on the blonde beside you.



After holding up the cardboard cutout of Eva Longo...

2008-05-15T14:25:00.000-04:00

After holding up the cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria, Dom DeLuise became 'him', as Captain Chaos and Hugo the Hornet put on the greatest halftime show...ever.



ABC's attempt to promote "Desperate Housewives" to...

2008-05-15T14:22:00.000-04:00

ABC's attempt to promote "Desperate Housewives" to the French comes up horribly flat



What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?

2008-05-15T10:24:00.000-04:00

What is Rob Reiner doing with a cutout anyway?



Man, whoever's hitting that is one lucky son-of-a....

2008-05-15T09:57:00.000-04:00

Man, whoever's hitting that is one lucky son-of-a...oh wait, that's right.



Eva Longoria = Jif...spreads easy.

2008-05-14T21:38:00.001-04:00

Eva Longoria = Jif...spreads easy.



The fan is just asking, "Tony, how's your wife and...

2008-05-14T21:38:00.000-04:00

The fan is just asking, "Tony, how's your wife and my kids?"



hmmmm....so that explains those paper cuts on ma...

2008-05-14T20:09:00.000-04:00

hmmmm....so that explains those paper cuts on mario lopez's sack...



Tony: "George Lucas, I find your impression of Joh...

2008-05-14T18:12:00.000-04:00

Tony: "George Lucas, I find your impression of John Cusack in Say Anything terribly offensive and simply wrong in every way... I give it one flop out of five."



In a scene that would make LeBron's mama proud, Ti...

2008-05-14T17:53:00.000-04:00

In a scene that would make LeBron's mama proud, Tim Duncan came over to say, "Sit your ass down!"



Eva will do anything to add another show to her IM...

2008-05-14T17:30:00.000-04:00

Eva will do anything to add another show to her IMDB filmography.



A metaphorical representation of my wife's acting ...

2008-05-14T17:18:00.000-04:00

A metaphorical representation of my wife's acting style? C'est encroyable!

/falls to the ground and is fouled



Hey, I already knew that was what Eva had me by!

2008-05-14T16:54:00.000-04:00

Hey, I already knew that was what Eva had me by!



Deep down, Tony knows the cardboard cutout is a be...

2008-05-14T16:35:00.000-04:00

Deep down, Tony knows the cardboard cutout is a better actress than his wife



Just because you bring a giant cardboard cutout, t...

2008-05-14T16:14:00.000-04:00

Just because you bring a giant cardboard cutout, that does not excuse you from having to wear a gold shirt, jerk.



As Spurs guard Tony Parker attempts a free throw, ...

2008-05-14T15:28:00.000-04:00

As Spurs guard Tony Parker attempts a free throw, he wonders why the man holding the cardboard cut-out isn't wearing yellow.



Team Manager: Tony! You were right, it was under C...

2008-05-14T15:12:00.000-04:00

Team Manager: Tony! You were right, it was under Coach Pop's hotel bed. Still no sign of her missing thong though..."



Q...W...O...Z...Y...

2008-05-14T15:07:00.000-04:00

Q...W...O...Z...Y...



Tony, do you remember that scene from Major League...

2008-05-14T14:03:00.000-04:00

Tony, do you remember that scene from Major League where in the clubhouse, the manager took an article of clothing off for every win towards winning the division, well for every free throw missed, off goes a piece of eva's clothing. Good Luck!



I used this technique on Jason Kidd once. He miss...

2008-05-14T13:51:00.000-04:00

I used this technique on Jason Kidd once. He missed both free throws, but then he threw a lamp at me.



At least Parker can get one win on the road, unlik...

2008-05-14T13:46:00.001-04:00

At least Parker can get one win on the road, unlike the rest of his team.



Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat a...

2008-05-14T13:46:00.000-04:00

Hey Tony, your wife is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.



First I'll hit this, then I'll hit that.

2008-05-14T13:37:00.000-04:00

First I'll hit this, then I'll hit that.