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Comments on True Blue Jazz: 4.29.08 Jazz @ Rockets - Game 5





Updated: 2010-02-04T20:44:05.371-07:00

 



Rather than root for the Fakers, Spur-flop-girls, ...

2008-05-02T10:39:00.000-06:00

Rather than root for the Fakers, Spur-flop-girls, CP-little-wee-wee, or the nob-sprockets, go for a team from the wussy (American League - pitchers can't hit,) eastern conference OR just make the switch to baseball until next fall? And retarded dear? Really? Actually I resemble that remark! Ex's always tell me that. You want to be my next Ex Danielle? They always get most all my cash and there are a few bucks still available? So... LOL, this is too much fun... (I guess until CB bans me or something.)




2008-05-02T10:36:00.000-06:00

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You guys are retarded. I think it is perfectly lo...

2008-05-01T19:38:00.000-06:00

You guys are retarded. I think it is perfectly logical to root for the Lakers if the Jazz don't (but they WILL) make it out of round 1. It's much better than rooting for the Spurs or anyone associated with CP3.



Daddy?

2008-05-01T15:56:00.000-06:00

Daddy?



and I though you were allergic to cows?

2008-05-01T10:18:00.000-06:00

and I though you were allergic to cows?



oh yea, it's packed it alright.Perhaps that's why ...

2008-05-01T10:17:00.000-06:00

oh yea, it's packed it alright.

Perhaps that's why your little girl is always so facinated at the cows when she comes out to the ranch?



Umm, guys. My wife has always walked out to the Wi...

2008-05-01T10:05:00.000-06:00

Umm, guys. My wife has always walked out to the Winder Dairy truck to get our stuff. Generally it takes 30-45 minutes to pull our order from the shelves. Should I be concerned? Nah. I am sure it's just really packed in there.



Oh man. I'm dying on that one.I always notice my w...

2008-05-01T09:55:00.000-06:00

Oh man. I'm dying on that one.

I always notice my wife straying towards the statue when we walked into the ESA. There must be some magnetic mailman powers going on.

Creepy statue. Now I hold her hand and have her wear long dresses, no makeup, and have a big wave in front of her hair. That'll teach her.



The kids will be fine. Its the women you have to ...

2008-05-01T09:49:00.000-06:00

The kids will be fine. Its the women you have to worry about.

"Honey, I'm pregnant"

"What!?!?! How? I pulled out every time!"

"Well, remember when we went to the Jazz game and I walked by the Karl Malone statue?"

"Ah shit! I knew we should have used the south entrance."



Nice point. I will be cancelling my Winder Dairy m...

2008-05-01T09:27:00.000-06:00

Nice point. I will be cancelling my Winder Dairy milk delivery service this afternoon.

Karl Malone leaves nothing but hurt people in his tracks.

I think we should put a small fence around the Malone statue so kids don't get too close. Just as a precautionary measure.



Brings a whole new meaning to the nickname 'Mail m...

2008-05-01T08:57:00.000-06:00

Brings a whole new meaning to the nickname 'Mail man'. Or should it be 'milk man'.

Give it a few more years and Karl's kids will be able to field an entire football team.



Well I dunno are we Danielle? Single? How old? All...

2008-05-01T08:42:00.000-06:00

Well I dunno are we Danielle? Single? How old? All your own teeth? How many mothers did you have? Were you asked to move to a Texas compound about 2 years ago by a whackjob "prophet" who is now in jail? And finally the most important; any thoughts of support of ANY kind for the Fakers is a deal breaker. I'm sorry but male ho sometimes describes me but even I have my standards!



Are mark and danielle dating? Right here on our bl...

2008-05-01T08:35:00.000-06:00

Are mark and danielle dating? Right here on our blog? It's like a reality TV show taking place right in our comments section...

Danielle,

I am going to agree with you. I hate the Lakers. I hate Kobe. I hate Phil. But if by some unforeseen reason the Jazz can't close this series out, I am pulling for the Lakers as well. I cannot pull for the Spurs, as I hate them more than I hate the Lakers. I cannot pull for CP3, mainly because he busted a guy in the nuts in college and never got in any trouble for it. I cannot pull for Rockets because...they're the Rockets, and you NEVER pull for the team that just beat you.

So I too will join you in pulling for the Lakers. Bring on the hater comments, but I'm sure if you all dig deep down, you'll see our way of thinking.

As for Karl. The guy is a pedophile. No way around it. I say melt the bronze and create a D-Will statue. or melt the bronze, sell it, and send the money to his kid in Buffalo.



Danielle even the mere mention of possible support...

2008-05-01T07:54:00.000-06:00

Danielle even the mere mention of possible support for the Fakers is a serious and punishable offence. You need to do some serious self reflection. Do NOT even think that way or I'm telling you retribution will be mine. Just say 'NO' - Or do you 'want' some punishment? Hmmm??



Malone's 13 year old in question could not be a "c...

2008-05-01T07:34:00.000-06:00

Malone's 13 year old in question could not be a "consenting partner" - not even in Hawaii where the age of consent is like 14. It's also rape.

So you need to dig deeper than a lame Kobe loophole!



Oh, and the comment of the year has to go to Jesus...

2008-04-30T22:19:00.000-06:00

Oh, and the comment of the year has to go to Jesus. I am going to laugh about that for months now. Perfect timing whoever you are.



Yes Danielle, that is bad. Very bad. You might b...

2008-04-30T22:14:00.000-06:00

Yes Danielle, that is bad. Very bad. You might be banned from our site if you ever mention rooting for the Lakers again. That kind of talk will get you a date with Karl Malone if youre not careful.

Don't forget that Kobe is a rapist (I know it was never brought to trial, but who really believes that he did't do it besides his wife and that 10 million dollar ring?) At least all of Karl's pre and extra marital affairs were with consenting partners regardless if they were of age or not.

No disrespect to the Rockets, who I am not looking past in the least right now, but I can't wait to uleash the Kobe hating when the Jazz get to the second round. If the refs totally screw us in game 6 and then again in game 7 I will forward all of my Kobe is a rapist rants to the folks at Dream Shake.



These comments are all classic. Seriously hilario...

2008-04-30T18:52:00.000-06:00

These comments are all classic. Seriously hilarious. If the boys don't win game 6 I'm cheering for the Lakers throughout the rest of the playoffs. Is that bad?



Booner: Hey KarlKarl: Who dis?Booner: um...wrong n...

2008-04-30T15:39:00.000-06:00

Booner: Hey Karl

Karl: Who dis?

Booner: um...wrong number.



Did he get a new number? Sh#% main! He didn't tell...

2008-04-30T15:33:00.000-06:00

Did he get a new number? Sh#% main! He didn't tell me. I still have fee fo fi- fo fi fee fo.
Ah, hell no!



NOw THAT is just damn funny CB!!

2008-04-30T15:21:00.000-06:00

NOw THAT is just damn funny CB!!



It's not 30, it's Firty.If you have a question, yo...

2008-04-30T15:02:00.000-06:00

It's not 30, it's Firty.

If you have a question, you can call Karl at

fee fi fo-fo fee fi fum



LOL Mark. I beleive there is such a thing as a "Ma...

2008-04-30T14:55:00.000-06:00

LOL Mark.
I beleive there is such a thing as a "Mailman's Dozen." Just can't remember how many it is. Somewhere around 30 sounds right.



Guys, you sure 10 will cover it? I mean we want to...

2008-04-30T14:52:00.000-06:00

Guys, you sure 10 will cover it? I mean we want to be as realistic as possiple right? Bakers dozen, that might be closer - but who really knows. The dipping real ones would work and the source is perfect. They won't miss 10, 20...



YES!!! LOL. P.S. Hi Jesus. Sorry for what I said l...

2008-04-30T14:48:00.000-06:00

YES!!! LOL.

P.S. Hi Jesus. Sorry for what I said last night during the game.