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Comments on automatic straddle: The L Word, Season Five, Episode Seven [507] RECAP: Lesbians Gone Wild





Updated: 2016-07-10T20:03:19.774-07:00

 



;o

2010-06-02T15:15:36.700-07:00

;o



Oh my Darwin, I love Square One TV and Mathnet!(Th...

2008-03-19T14:40:00.000-07:00

Oh my Darwin, I love Square One TV and Mathnet!

(These recaps are pretty awesome too. Wouldn't mind bigger pictures, though! ; )



I think Cait is my new superhero for wearing a lot...

2008-02-23T09:30:00.000-08:00

I think Cait is my new superhero for wearing a lot of plaid shorts and THEN stepping out with orange-looking-shorts/pants. Seriously. Two of my favorite most fantastic things. Brilliant.

My heart hurt for Alice in that awkward hallway-meeting with Tasha. Dating an Army Girl is beyond hard. Also, they are masterful breakers of hearts. Just like recovering addicts.



Hi again, Just voted for you on the Lez Blog site....

2008-02-22T19:46:00.000-08:00

Hi again,

Just voted for you on the Lez Blog site. I cast the 446th vote for you and Dorothy's is at 447. Remember, vote early and vote often gals. Of course, I mean vote once, Riese is really close to breaking ahead.

You deserve it, totes, Riese. I've been so amazed at the evolution at roadbreaststraddled (sic), ie, your recaps. They are so good. Now, I am addicted to your other blog as well! Help!

You are wonderfully gifted. I am 'specting big things. Big things. ;)



You just reminded me of how I thought Mark Paul-Go...

2008-02-21T22:00:00.000-08:00

You just reminded me of how I thought Mark Paul-Gossler was a dreamboat when I was a kid.



Hey dude, have you seen this before? http://www.yo...

2008-02-21T10:33:00.000-08:00

Hey dude, have you seen this before? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMjhoCnpGKI

You may or may not have so I thought I'd pass it along just in case.



A few things:- anyone else think that Dawn Denbo h...

2008-02-20T20:06:00.000-08:00

A few things:

- anyone else think that Dawn Denbo has a case of the chaikens? Yes! yes. I do.

- Disneyland is in CA, Disneyworld is in Orlando, though we thought it would've been hilarious if we'd found a random child who looked like angelica and taken a photo with her, with a caption like "we found angelica!" You know?

- Thank you for the jodi/jodi's ex translation!

- Thank you to everyone who told me to have a nice time on vaycay and other nice things, you are all special people.

- It was a lovely reader Deb who clued me into the fact that Adele's last name is also "Harrington," so I can't take total credit for the All About Eve connection, but omg, once I started thinking about it, I was like, COME ON ILENE, really? 'Cause All About Eve is, yes, much better written.

-elida your story about interpreting the interpretation made me lol.

- I fully watched art school confidential just 'cause shane was in it, and that's actually the only movie i saw (albiet on dvd) in 07, before my family forced me to go to juno just before 07 ended.

- I think they use "lesbian" in lesbian turkish oil wrestling as an adjective. personally I prefer "lesbionic." but it does exist, actually, in real life.

- maybe bette f-ed herself like an animal cause she wanted jodi to talk dirty to her like tina did and obvs jodi needed her hands free for that. Amazing.

- OMG a;ex, what was your lol count?

- the hottest disney character we saw was hands down totes ben the bunny in the muppets 3-d show.

- I sort of pretended like that hard rock candy line never happened 'cause it made my ears bleed a little.

- It's unwise to wager a bet with me on anything, because before I put money on the line, I'd likely break my own no-spoilers rule and read the episode summaries I've been given ... or would I?

-lisa I'm really bad at local dating, let alone international dating, I wouldn't recommend me, though thanks for the lurveeee. and "weakless's" is wrong 'cause the word is "weakness" and you don't use apostrophes when pluralizing words. I'm not sure if you were really asking that, really I just take any opportunity possible to express my feelings about apostrophes and plurals ... makes my heart singggg!!!!

-wheeeeeee!!!



script@iprimus.com.au I suck at pretending I'm a g...

2008-02-20T10:28:00.000-08:00

script@iprimus.com.au
I suck at pretending I'm a geek. In all honesty I wish I didn't suck at it so much!!!!



Heya Riese...First up your recap rocks! I give it ...

2008-02-20T10:21:00.000-08:00

Heya Riese...
First up your recap rocks! I give it a two handed bird. Now to my speculation. That's such a sexy word (speculation) to me!!!
I think that Shane and Jodie are going to get together. And please disagree with me as I would like to wager a bet. If you think otherwise I would like a date with you *wink* Hav can wait on us (No offence Hav, you are gorgeous and sexy and amazing... I'd want you to sing!) And, if you're thinking is against this please name your terms....
Seeming I am in Australia a date between us could be somewhat difficult, but I am nothing if not creative *grins*
In my professional voice now 'I am looking forward to your response at your earliest convenience.'
Please excuse any creative spelling on my behalf..... I can't help where my weakless's lie. I know that 'weakless's' is wrong... but I just don't know why!!!!
Hope you have a happy day Riese...
Much Love,
Lisa xxx
P.S. Don't know how to leave you a comment where you can perhaps respond. It seems I'm not much of a geek after all!
Worked it out *grins*



Im with stacey on the "hard rock candy" line... wt...

2008-02-19T21:30:00.000-08:00

Im with stacey on the "hard rock candy" line... wtf?



One more thing: "In Our Bedroom After The War". Lo...

2008-02-19T20:48:00.000-08:00

One more thing: "In Our Bedroom After The War". Love it.



P.S. It's me, formerly known as Rhiannon121184..bu...

2008-02-19T19:52:00.000-08:00

P.S. It's me, formerly known as Rhiannon121184..but I decided fuck that name.

What you said about wishing Bev and Nina's bed was made of cardboard was huh-larious. I just watched the episode again, and when I got to that scene, I kept envisioning the bed collapsing with them on it. P.S. what was up with Bette's weird "hard rock candy" (at least I think that's what she said) comment? Not that I wouldn't love to see Bette and Tina get stoned...but I agree with you that that scene was totally weird. I mean, I think Bette and Tina in Bev and Nina's bedroom has amazing potential that just was not realized.

Anyway, hope you're having a great time in Disney...the pictures have definitely made me have a Disney craving.



somer, that was kind of f*d, but I laughed, which ...

2008-02-19T19:23:00.000-08:00

somer, that was kind of f*d, but I laughed, which means Im f*d too!

great re-cap! hope you had fun(pics show fun)on the mouseland vacation. who was the hottest disney character you guys met?

Das boot was a highlight for me when you talked about tasha restraining herself from viewing her ourchart profile... kittism recaps were hilarious, as usual.

turkish oil wrestling is freaking HOT when people like nikki and jenny are oiled up in the ring. I think I will be afraid to spectate though, if they ask for volunteers in some places outside of l word land.... some people should not roll themselves in oil, while wearing little clothing. I am afraid alot of the people that volunteer to jump in the ring, will likely be people that should just be spectators... ya know?

I, too, was totally worried about all of our l word friends zitting out the next day... they must have go-jo on the set. thank god, I cant envision kate french with bad skin!



obvs this was fully awesome/entertaining/hilarious...

2008-02-19T18:56:00.000-08:00

obvs this was fully awesome/entertaining/hilarious like it is 97% of the time. good job riese, you blogstar, you.

Auto-Straddle quote of the week:
"I wonder how they feel about eating squirrels."

just kidding, its totally:
"Bette stole her shirt from "It's A Small World," I swear, I was just there, I saw it in fake South America."
OMGZ.

also, Cait's comment made me LOL.

also again: the anonymous problem can be fixed by simply choosing "Name/Url" and typing in your name. Give it a try... then again, I might be completely wrong. This is what I do: offer technical help that doesn't actually work.



maybe bette f-ed herself like an animal cause she ...

2008-02-19T18:53:00.000-08:00

maybe bette f-ed herself like an animal cause she wanted jodi to talk dirty to her like tina did and obvs jodi needed her hands free for that.



you are my hero for being able to do this week aft...

2008-02-19T15:46:00.000-08:00

you are my hero for being able to do this week after week, hands down totes.

there's only one thing that would have made this recap better and that would have been if immediately following reading it, the floor opened up and i DROPPED.

love,
cait



I kinda love that Shane's wearing an Uh Huh Her sh...

2008-02-19T13:21:00.000-08:00

I kinda love that Shane's wearing an Uh Huh Her shirt in the lez turkish oil ring-o-fire (first noticed in the preceding scene when Shane's doing Begonia's hair). Guess Leisha's going to have to hook Kate up with a new see through tee.

esbeerod



In honor of cunt-day on the L word:http://youtube....

2008-02-19T13:12:00.000-08:00

In honor of cunt-day on the L word:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V6ajVCLyMuU

Also, half of me is concerned Max is going the way of Papi, Sounder and Angelica. Half of me remembers that Daniella Sea's acting makes me want to die and that she's friends with trendy-bi Paris Hilton.

Also-- Other than the making out, what makes this LESBIAN Turkish Oil Wrestling? Feminist Jello Wrestling in NYC does not discriminate based on sexual preference. What if formerly bisexual Alice wanted to rassle with Molly? Then it would be 1 vs. 1/2 straight wrestling? Math is not my forte.



Thank god someone else noticed that the Adele stor...

2008-02-19T08:24:00.000-08:00

Thank god someone else noticed that the Adele storyline is exactly like the plot of All About Eve, which, btw, was a lot better written. But, whatevs.

The Kittisms this ep were stellar. I loved the "girl you about to go LIVE with the rats." line.

Take your time with the recap. I will just refresh refresh refresh.

PS: I just had to explain Epcot to my girlfriend. Also, I have to interprete the Jodi convos for her too. And that's not because I know sign language, it's because I can read the subtitles faster than her, so she has me read them aloud and NOT in a Jodi voice, which I like to do, but would basically defeat the purpose of interpreting because it is so spot on.

I'm like Tom, except during the convo with the ex, when they were talking kinda fast I starting reading to myself, but aloud? So I started mumbling hardcore and my gf got really confused cause she missed half the scene. And then I just started laughing because I think it is absolutely ridiculous interpreting for an interpretation. I mean, for real.



I'm loving the pictures!

2008-02-19T08:12:00.000-08:00

I'm loving the pictures!



I want to go to Disney! I'm having a crappy day an...

2008-02-19T06:16:00.000-08:00

I want to go to Disney! I'm having a crappy day and I think seeing Mickey Mouse would cheer me up :P

You know I love you Riese, so enjoy your vacations and take your time doind the recap.



jodilation continued: Amy's really happy nowYou sh...

2008-02-19T05:53:00.000-08:00

jodilation continued:

Amy's really happy now
You should see her.
I want you two to meet again, now that...

okay i'm done with my comment spam now.



I present to you Jodi/Jodi's Ex translation. I do ...

2008-02-19T04:37:00.000-08:00

I present to you Jodi/Jodi's Ex translation. I do not know her name. I'm sure i could figure it out. but it's a lot of effort.
Jodi's ex: I was such a cunt to Bette, I hope she doesn't hate me.
Jodi: Not at all, She was happy you wanted to reconnect with me. She's friend with her ex.
They have a kid together so the have to be...
Ex: How is it with you two?
Jodi: It's good. Really good.
Sometimes she's moody and I have no idea what's up with her, but usually we communicate really well. And the sex is?
Ex: I'm happy for you, but I'd rather not hear about the sex. Okay?
Jodi: So you're not going to tell me how it is with Melinda?
Ex: I don't like talking about sex as much as you do...
but she's funny and smart and sexy.
I was dating a hearing woman when I met her...
Jodi: Oh, really?
Ex: I'm sorry I said the things I said about Bette
You know it was just because I was hurt.
Jodi: You said I was selling out to the hearing world
Ex: I knew you weren't selling out You were falling in love.



I think your dvd's are a little different because ...

2008-02-18T21:59:00.000-08:00

I think your dvd's are a little different because in LSM #21, Bette shoves her own hand down her own pants and basically masturbates on top of Jodi. Jodi got in on the self-pleasure train too. WooWoo



anyone else notice that shane calls molly (who by ...

2008-02-18T20:48:00.000-08:00

anyone else notice that shane calls molly (who by the by is cybill shep's real daughter) "polly" when she asks if she wants a drink?