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The bestest.Loving that thing you do~!

2008-03-17T02:03:00.000-07:00

The bestest.

Loving that thing you do~!



LMAO AT THIS COMMENT10. “I find it hard to believe...

2008-03-16T17:57:00.000-07:00

LMAO AT THIS COMMENT

10. “I find it hard to believe this is the best photo they could find of Dana. Who was in charge of this? Max? Did he internet search that photo?”

I WAS THINKING THE SAME EXACT THING.DANA LOOKS A HOT DAMN MESS IN THAT PIC.



Hi riese, i'm going to nyc next week to do the who...

2008-03-16T01:24:00.000-07:00

Hi riese, i'm going to nyc next week to do the whole art school visiting thing/biennial viewing and wanted to ask a new yorker abotu any bars or coffee shops you recommend.

well thats all i was going to ask EXCEPT i just realized the last episode of the l word for this season is airing while i'm away in nyc. grrrreat. are there places(bars? clubs?) that air the show like they do here in l.a.?



Yes, that Asian character in Season One. Exactly m...

2008-03-13T21:44:00.000-07:00

Yes, that Asian character in Season One. Exactly my point. Now if Alice were played by an Asian woman that would be just about right per my experiences with my own people, alternatively clueless and in turns piercingly insightful accompanied with a brutal delivery.



The best blog!!! The BEST!

2008-03-13T12:38:00.000-07:00

The best blog!!! The BEST!



you were on. fav blog this season. really hilariou...

2008-03-12T16:23:00.000-07:00

you were on. fav blog this season. really hilarious.



my favorite part of this recap is where I say I wi...

2008-03-11T14:18:00.000-07:00

my favorite part of this recap is where I say I will spell "Niki" right, and then immediately spell "Niki" wrong.

speaking of putting mind on your money and money on your mouth, remember when catherine rothberg put money inside helena's vag? that was serious. not as serious about season six.

i won't address the cure song discrepency 'cause i'd prefer to actually appear as though I got it right the first time.

ak - do you remember the one asian they did have? In Season One? She was hysterical 'cause her boyfriend gave his sperm to Tina and left her hysterical messages and went crazytown on her, all in this really touching accent. Pretty much did exactly what you're afraid of. So maybe your right.

.elida - you know how some people say they watch the show so that they can read my recaps? I think I write my recaps so that I can read your top 10/15 of my recaps. It's like my greatest dream ever.

I think Tina should carry the baby, just in case anyone's interested in my opinion.

All I could ever ask for in life is for Dana's ghost to come back. I think they were on the same set, so it'd be appropriate.

d - funny you should ask. it's just that tinkerbell gets upset when we do things without her and she likes to be in photos. also, we felt like rupaul (who belongs to alex) has a face pretty much begging for a camera.we have an eyeore but she's a little bashful and doesn't like to be in front of the camera, but I feel like he could come around maybe.

actually there is a reason which i'm not prepared to disclose at this time.

i've added the clubs I missed in the regular recap, but also i'm curious because I thought lovergirl was the name of an event, not the name of the venue itself? It is right? I think I've been to it ,for serious.

Also I'm ready for the photos of boobs, whenevs!



I have so many feelings right now...and this was o...

2008-03-11T08:08:00.000-07:00

I have so many feelings right now...and this was one of the best episodes ever, I think I need to see it again.

My head exploded when they played The Cure, seriously, the best song ever.

"Who do you think would carry the baby, KC or Elka? Discuss." I think I peed myself a little when I read that hahahahahaha

And THE best scene for me ever in the history of The L Word was the "I never saw this comming" and Alice, Tina and Shane drank their beers...genius. Thank God for Angela Robinson :D

Have I told you how thankful I am you do the recap every week? well I am...I'd even showed you my boobs (YAY boobs!) :D

So many T&S references on this recap, seriously Riese, I love you hahahahaha.



y'know what's funny...you didn't list lovergirl, w...

2008-03-11T07:55:00.000-07:00

y'know what's funny...you didn't list lovergirl, which is probably the real worlds equivalent to cocogirls
lulz



ok so i have a question. i have been reading your ...

2008-03-11T06:25:00.000-07:00

ok so i have a question. i have been reading your recaps since the beginning, but lately i have noticed a strange new phenomenon. what's with all the stuffed animals and dolls playing an active roll in the recaps? do all of these toys belong to one person, or does everyone come with their own personal toy? i am not judging, but i just think it is a little odd that 3/4/5 seemingly normal 20 something girls are actively playing with stuffed animals an dolls. just a question, if it has an answer, feel free to respond.



ok, so now everybody is fan of jenny when she has ...

2008-03-11T06:04:00.000-07:00

ok, so now everybody is fan of jenny when she has been hated throughout the series! well, so i still do not like her despite mia kirshner's interpretation skills have improved a lot lately.

i have always liked tina, instead, and i think laurel holloman has also improved her acting skills, altough she is better in funny or love scenes than in dramatic ones. she is not very convincing (i.e. when talking to the girls on the tent...). JB is the queen of drama scenes.

p.s. have you seen the secret ingredient this week? ilene explains that they had to teach some actresses how to ride, how to talk and ride at the same time...they need teachers for everything in this show (gay sex, tennis -for dana-,...)



Like the above commenter, Jenny was always my favo...

2008-03-10T20:07:00.000-07:00

Like the above commenter, Jenny was always my favourite as well, except I don't think this season was intentionally about getting the viewers to like Jenny, I think it's just cause Mia Kirshner is amazing/hilarious. Also, the sex scene with Jenny and Niki last night was HOT.

Anyways, your recaps are fantastic!

PS. I wish Dana's ghost thing had made an appearance this episode, perhaps during that ridiculous story Alice told.



This was if not your best, one of your best recaps...

2008-03-10T20:02:00.000-07:00

This was if not your best, one of your best recaps ever!! Amazing! I would write a more detailed comment with my LOLs but my cat is sleeping on my hand so it takes forever to type with the other hand. Riese, I said it before but AMAZING recap!



I'm more or less positive that this season is just...

2008-03-10T17:09:00.000-07:00

I'm more or less positive that this season is just the season of making viewers enjoy Jenny again.

I'm glad she never stopped being my favorite. I just like her MOAR now.

Epic recap, as always. But not as epic as getting one's doctorate in gay.



I

2008-03-10T16:49:00.000-07:00

I <3 you for that Empire Records reference =).



season 6 is unsurvivable without your caps; for t...

2008-03-10T16:44:00.000-07:00

season 6 is unsurvivable without your caps; for the love of satan do whatever it takes to recap that bad news.
kc'll bear the infant..



I am about to leave you the longest comment EVER!T...

2008-03-10T16:22:00.000-07:00

I am about to leave you the longest comment EVER!

This recap was soooo amazing that I felt that it required a TOP 15 RECAP QUOTES (you're that funny). Here goes...

In order of appearance:

15. (re: Tasha mentioning Papi):”…but the name-drop alone is enough to trigger head explosion. Then again, maybe Tasha was just talking about her Dad.”

14. “OMG! It’s Niki Stevens! (sunglasses are applied) Who’s that?”

13. “(most characters were birthed the moment the show began, except Tina, she doesn't even have parents, she just appeared. Who knows where L Word characters come from? They just appear!)”

12. “Shane's legs are about as wide as two hot dogs walking through a hallway. Ha ha. I just made myself LOL.”

11. “I don't even care that suddenly the entire Team Dana is there from god-knows-where -- cheering, and that's inherently corny, and has never, seriously, never happened in real life except that one time in the Macaroni Grill when someone proposed with a ring on top of a cannoli, and we were getting paid for that.”

10. “I find it hard to believe this is the best photo they could find of Dana. Who was in charge of this? Max? Did he internet search that photo?”

9. “O, Pioneers!: In order to ensure I feel maximum feelings, the sad music continues across serene wilderness landscape shots. Then Jodi and Bette stand serenely in said wilderness ...”

8. "Guess what?! IT’S MUSICAL MONTAGE TIME!!!” and that glorious screencap montage made me LOL so hard I think I woke everyone up @ 2am. Seriously, I was ROFLMAO like whoa. You have no idea.

7. This exchange:

Cait: "Where were the tents when they were riding the bikes?
Riese: "They were with Papi."
Carly: "Angus and Angelica and Papi are carrying the tent."
Riese: "There's ten Mexicans behind them with sherpas."
Cait: "Riese! You can't say things like that on the recap.

Try and stop me! 99% plastic 1% woman!”

6. “Kit says she hopes Bette knows what she's doing. Obviously she doesn't, hello, it's Bette, the most Emo Type A of all time.”

5. “She also totally loves the mall, surfing with her friends, and that coconut smell you get after going tanning. Oh, and she loves love and unicorns.”

4. ""What Are You Thinking About?" Is the Most Annoying Question of All Time”

3. “She's approximately one sexy moment away from going batshit crazy on everyone.”

2. “How'd she know the guy was white? 'Cause Alice said he was an investment banker? OMG Kit is ruining the lives of every black person everywhere.”

1. “Everyone's pussy must be really sore now, especially Jenny's 'cause she's probs a bit irritated from having that strap-on harness rubbed up against her pelvis for thirty minutes last night.”

Riese, you really delivered on this one. I mean, you always do, but this one was amazing. Thank you for dredging through the nine hour long episode.



it seems that niki might be adele's secret ally. h...

2008-03-10T13:55:00.000-07:00

it seems that niki might be adele's secret ally. how if not would the video strategy work out so well?



KC: Hammy. Maybe I'll name my first child Hammy. I...

2008-03-10T13:13:00.000-07:00

KC: Hammy. Maybe I'll name my first child Hammy. I have a beef with the listeners!
Elka: I have an aunt named Hammy.
KC: I have a ham with the listeners......
Elka: What is your meat based problem?
...KC: Am I not motherly goddamnit?!
Elka: My child would be thinner than Shane!
KC: It's not based on the boob size!



I'm glad you explained the Kittisms because I'm pr...

2008-03-10T12:15:00.000-07:00

I'm glad you explained the Kittisms because I'm pretty clueless on this social strata having only one black friend who confessed to me that she was really white (which is probs why we were in that white prep school together). But I can tell you that TLW must not, not, not under any circumstances have any Asian characters because that territory is a landmine of stereotypes, what with all the pussy this, pussy that, pussy spits bananas across the room, you would need my help on your "pussy recaps the L Word" party skills; luckily the TLW crew already knows it is not nearly skilled enough to navigate those treacherous shoals. An Asian boy would be okay though.

Sincerely hope Bette is issued her non-monogamy card before season five is over, otherwise season six is going to be so boring. We need Bette playing the field 'cause she's the hottest when she' got the roving eye.



Hilarious, amazing, brilliant, etc. I read this re...

2008-03-10T10:48:00.000-07:00

Hilarious, amazing, brilliant, etc. I read this recap three times because, as you spent approx. 200 hours on it, I didn't want to miss a single word (or stereotype). Your consistency is beautiful, btw.



For starters, the comment above mine is disturbing...

2008-03-10T09:39:00.000-07:00

For starters, the comment above mine is disturbing. I wish I never read it. The L Word should be used for good (*girls having sex after the eps*) not evil (*men having sex while picturing our L Girls*).

But I digress...

I have not read this amazing recap yet and it's KILLING me! I watch the L Word on Mondays after work because, well, honestly, Id rather spend the money I do have on booze, not Showtime (SHHHH!). Anyway, I am thisssss close (you cant see my fingers, but theyre close) to reading your recap before the ep, but I dont wanna!!! From what I gather I only have a total of 10 eps left...EVER...so I wanna keep em new and surprising. Just know Im dyin over here...



Great recapNothing to do with the show really but ...

2008-03-10T07:54:00.000-07:00

Great recap

Nothing to do with the show really but I'll tell you anyway ...
I was playing yahoo literati while the show was on.
I told my friend " Ooo all the lesbians are complaining about sore pussies!"
Her husband see's this and then demands to know what channel its on. Soon after, he makes her get off the computer to go have "ooo i saw girl on girl sex scenes" sex.
grrrrrrrr



who is going to carry the baby? Elka, of course.

2008-03-10T07:01:00.000-07:00

who is going to carry the baby? Elka, of course.



I love how Alice is always going on and on about h...

2008-03-09T23:41:00.000-07:00

I love how Alice is always going on and on about how she's 'not judging people' when she's actually usually the first person to crucify someone else or supply her unasked for opinion.

I'm also baffled that she still managed to bring up the fact that her and Bette dated like 10 years ago.