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Updated: 2016-07-10T20:03:19.774-07:00

 



Hello from Bangkok. I do believe my sojourn into t...

2008-02-29T09:41:00.000-08:00

Hello from Bangkok. I do believe my sojourn into the dark side of the internet moon out in the way back of the edible forest has broken me of this L Word addiction. Now that I'm back in Bangkok, I have been ogling the bar girls and sex trade instead, since my publisher has the misfortune of living on a street that is home to the third most popular bar girl neighborhood in BKK. Be back Saturday to tivo eps I missed before finale. Is it that time already?



Can I please come watch The L Word with you guys w...

2008-02-28T19:00:00.000-08:00

Can I please come watch The L Word with you guys when I'm in New York? That way I won't have to keep pausing in between scenes to read your recap - an awkward and fairly long process but still the best way I've found to enjoy the show.

I should mention that I'm a completely broke uni student in Australia, which means that by the time I can afford to get there we'll probably be able to send holograms of ourselves halfway across the world and I won't even have to get on a plane to join you in your living room. So, you're pretty much free to play the part of the generous stranger without ever having to pay up. Everybody wins!

On a (slightly) more serious note, my love of the show has increased tenfold since finding your blog. Huge appreciation from down under!

Kate x

PS. I wrote a very similar comment last week but it disappeared into the vortex along with everyone else. Just in case you actually did manage to read it, I don't want you to think that I plan on writing the same thing every week.



OMG that Sgt Bilko scream pic!I haven't finished r...

2008-02-28T12:35:00.000-08:00

OMG that Sgt Bilko scream pic!
I haven't finished reading yet, I'm ROFLMAO-ing right now, this is brilliant!

Kikkx



hahah before you even said that i totally thought ...

2008-02-27T11:27:00.000-08:00

hahah before you even said that i totally thought that last scene was totally setting itself up like and AD episode.



Has anyone else noticed the incredible speed that ...

2008-02-26T21:30:00.000-08:00

Has anyone else noticed the incredible speed that everyone has while they are texting? Probably because Jenny and Adele both know Niki, who is a superhero named Liquid Heat, who may just possess the superhuman ability to text at 80 wpm. With one hand.

Also, when Shane is not trying too terribly hard to push Cammie away, did y'all see where she put her hands for leverage? Breasts, when sufficient force is applied, can direct equal force to other parts of the body. Einstein or someone said that, I think.

And finally, when Alice arrives for Tasha's hearing, goes into the witness room and puts down her purse, I thought it was funny there was a whole lot of empty in it. As femme as Alice is, I find it hard to believe she carries absolutely nothing in her purse. Not even a dildo.

As always, a great recap and worth me having to wait for.



1. To everyone who commented to tell me when they ...

2008-02-26T14:17:00.000-08:00

1. To everyone who commented to tell me when they LOL'ed -- I love you all to pieces. Also, it does help me to see what makes people LOL 'cause then I can try to be even funnier next time instead of being like "did that joke work?" "I dunno durrrr"
1a. Especially the Top Ten (Really, I could read top tens about myself and my jokes forevs and evs) and the LOL count, obvs.
1b. THANK YOU LIFE, THANK YOU LOVE

2. carly - FOUR more episodes, I'm going to poke my own eyes out. Of course you like Jenny, she's amazing.

3. I haven't even seen Top Gun, is that funny? But they have a Top Gun ride at King's Island, I rode it, it rocked.

4. I think Helena is in the opening credits just to piss everyone off.

5. I watched that video and I have absolutely no idea at all what it is of. I am so confused.

6. I get a LOT of summertime colds. I find it helps to chop up some Tylenol Allergy Gold and snort it right up ...

7. True story: natalie is hotter in person, it's part of the Elements of Natalie, very important.

8. I bet that The Midge probs had halitosis too, though she sure stuck it out.

9. I've reconsidered my stance on feelings and determined that I teared up about Tasha-Alice because I'm so excited to see their boobs again.

10. What did happen to my tan? I don't know, I pale quickly, probs 'cause I'm part vampire.

11. Did I miss anything? Probs. Time you've got me runningggggg



Thanks Riese for making my day happier, thanks Tas...

2008-02-26T10:37:00.000-08:00

Thanks Riese for making my day happier, thanks Tasha & Alice for being super cute...and like the french girl who won the Oscar said: "thank you life, thank you love". Ok I got carried away.

I love Riese.

P.S. Sam the DP is very cute :D



i love that most people talk normally to jodi, you...

2008-02-26T08:30:00.000-08:00

i love that most people talk normally to jodi, you know, cuz she's been reading lips for forever, but tina says "this is delicious, what's it called?" to jodi like she is mentally challenged.



Yay for Cait consenting to recap photoshoots!Also,...

2008-02-26T05:42:00.000-08:00

Yay for Cait consenting to recap photoshoots!

Also, I totally teared up when Tasha proclaimed her love for Alice. I'm not sure if it was the emotion of the moment, or the possibility that we will get more naked Alice-Tasha time in the future.



natalie is funny: i loved the jodi-robe.i also lov...

2008-02-26T04:22:00.000-08:00

natalie is funny: i loved the jodi-robe.
i also loved the picture with the cell phones.
you are funny funny!


ps. i know that real life little daughter of Cyphill Shepherd is named Molly Ariel. Do you think that Clementine Ford's(her older daughter) character name is based on her?



I usually read this blog every sunday after the l ...

2008-02-26T01:23:00.000-08:00

I usually read this blog every sunday after the l word and never leave a comment...until now!

"Alex: It reminds me of Goldeneye. For Nintendo 64."

That quote alone made my day, and btw i had a really shitty day

=]



so what the hell was up with all the alliteration ...

2008-02-25T23:24:00.000-08:00

so what the hell was up with all the alliteration in the tina scene in the trailer with agent smith?

"...we need her to be photographed at her premiere with someone hip, hot, hunky, handsome..."

i couldn't pay attention after that. i just kept going with it... hardy, hetero, hairy, halfwit, hair loss, halitosis...

l word season 5 episode 8 brought to you by the letter h, the number 420 and the us army national reserve mp marine corp soldier thingees.



Insanely hilarious! I cannot even remember how man...

2008-02-25T18:31:00.000-08:00

Insanely hilarious! I cannot even remember how many times I LOL. My roommate that was trying to sleep can though: "A LOT".


KAY



boooo this was really really good. i love the this...

2008-02-25T16:01:00.000-08:00

boooo this was really really good. i love the this could be a screenshot from a costume party comment. totally brilliant. also i noticed while watching the real version that when bette and tina are talking in the trailer it looks like tina is signing.. is that contagious? i have questions.

carly, can you ask mark why he left, make sure angelica is ok, and give carmen my number, then come back cause we miss you.

also guys, natalie is hotter in person, like kind of a lot. srsly. true story.

caittttttt



carly, I think there are two more epi's left for t...

2008-02-25T15:12:00.000-08:00

carly, I think there are two more epi's left for this season.

riese, I tried voting for you twice, but the site yelled at me and told me I am dirty cheater. at least I got the one vote in.

good luck!



umm... hi, natalie. will you be back next week? ri...

2008-02-25T14:58:00.000-08:00

umm... hi, natalie. will you be back next week?

riese, Im glad someone else noted how much shane/kate is sniffing/rubbing her nose this season... suspected the partaking of powdery party favors, as well, worried a bit... but it all goes away with lines, like "To go gay for Shane. We're going to adopt Chinese babies and live in a trailer park."

who knows, perhaps it was just one of those super shitty summertime(they film in summer,yeah?) colds... I hate those, one should never be sick in the summer, its just wrong. shane/kate,(though I see this more of a kate issue, than a shane issue. I mean shane doesnt get hooked on party favors or ever get colds and she is super hot 24/7) stock up on some emergen-C's or hot toddy's... they will fix your nose/ass right up. if you go with the hot toddy, you may feel better just because you are drunk, but I do believe it opens ones nose a bit...

tomboy MD



Riece, honey, your age is showing. It's Marianne ...

2008-02-25T12:10:00.000-08:00

Riece, honey, your age is showing. It's Marianne Faithful, not Michele. Love your recaps!



^you missed, "Amy asks Bette if Jodi's ever made h...

2008-02-25T11:39:00.000-08:00

^you missed, "Amy asks Bette if Jodi's ever made her Indian food -- I'd love to see THAT outfit" I srsly LOLed at this line.



TOP TEN RECAP QUOTES (that made me LOL like whoa.-...

2008-02-25T10:22:00.000-08:00

TOP TEN RECAP QUOTES (that made me LOL like whoa.--in order of appearance):

1. "Exhausted from the three foot journey 'round the bend of this set..."

2. the Scream mask. ( i know this one's not really a "quote", but it made i LOLed really hard)

3. "Stage 1: Doilies"

4. "I hope Shane catches her before she goes to that toga party she's apparently dressed for."

5. "Bette's gotten ahold of Jodi's crimper and gone wild, she's sporting serious Angelica hair."

6. "Seriously, if Bette wants to make out later, she's gonna have to start at the feet, and work her way up, fully heaving that motherfucker OFF and throwing it AWAY. It will be serious."

7. "Molly is proccessing already!"

8. "Also ... this could really easily be a screenshot of a costume party"

9. "Davis has pulled up her number one Bookmark: OurChart.com. Srsly she's gonna be like "Before we proceed Major, real quick just log onto 'ArmyGal69' password 'Ilovepussy' and tell me if Kate Moennig has accepted my friend request yet?"

10. "Unfortunately, I cannot add BETTY to that list, I'm sure they'll be back."

Awesome recap. Loved it. I seriously laugh so hard when I read these. I look forward to the recaps even more that the show itself, even though that might sound retarded. Regardless, it's totally true.

And I completely forgot that it was the same lady from Top Gun. She doesn't even kind of resemble herself 20 years ago and yet, yes indeed, Tom Cruise looks exactly the same. Probs because he made a deal with the devil/aliens. He IS a scientologist after all.



Alex's LOL Count for This Episode Recap: 7 (probs,...

2008-02-25T08:37:00.000-08:00

Alex's LOL Count for This Episode Recap: 7 (probs, like, 61.5 Total)
One (or more?) of these LOLZ! was a direct result of the picture of Natalie in the Jodi robe. AMAZING.

Your quote of the week is: Srsly she's gonna be like "Before we proceed Major, real quick just log onto 'ArmyGal69' password 'Ilovepussy' and tell me if Kate Moennig has accepted my friend request yet?"


Carly, when you come out of the vortex, bring Papi with you plzktnks.



correction - Non rhetorical! Riese can understand

2008-02-25T06:22:00.000-08:00

correction - Non rhetorical! Riese can understand



seriously this is a rhetorical really?! really pap...

2008-02-25T06:21:00.000-08:00

seriously
this is a rhetorical really?! really papi?
http://video.sina.com.cn/ent/s/u/2008-02-04/223210102.shtml
i must have been brainwashed by e! channel as i am actually kinda curious about this video



herlarious.

2008-02-25T05:07:00.000-08:00

herlarious.



i really thought it was helena busting dust bunny ...

2008-02-25T04:15:00.000-08:00

i really thought it was helena busting dust bunny outa the slammer. it wasn't. then i checked to make sure she was still in the opening credits. she is. but so is max. and well... so i think that jenny and mark should start their own production company once adele takes over. also, why didn't nikki just take harrison her doubles partner to the subaru benafit, i mean premier of roll the dice, i mean... who is watching angelica? probably max. he always was the great babysitter.



Hola,1) Natalie = Hottie! 2) Riese - where is your...

2008-02-25T01:51:00.000-08:00

Hola,
1) Natalie = Hottie!

2) Riese - where is your tan?

3) Next week in corrections: Alice Pisecki = Alice Pieszecki. Sorry, just sayin' because I always hear her name in my head as they say it - "pee-ah-ZECK-ee." CANNOT BELIEVE she said "eaten out with"! Actual lines, improv, or freudo-lesbo slip?

4)Is anyone else shocked the the woman known as 1986-Top-Gun Kelly McGillis is the same Kelly McGillis that plays Davis. I mean, I know that it is 20 yrs later. but...but....??? Tom Cruise looks, like exactly the same!