Subscribe: CaughtintheXfire
http://www.caughtinthexfire.com/atom.xml
Added By: Feedage Forager Feedage Grade B rated
Language: English
Tags:
balls  bottle  bruce  daun  employees free  employees  free bottle  free  friends  jack daniel’s  mom  shit  simpson  via reddit  years 
Rate this Feed
Rate this feedRate this feedRate this feedRate this feedRate this feed
Rate this feed 1 starRate this feed 2 starRate this feed 3 starRate this feed 4 starRate this feed 5 star

Comments (0)

Feed Details and Statistics Feed Statistics
Preview: CaughtintheXfire

CaughtintheXfire



If it was easy, any asshole could do it.



Updated: 2017-11-15T18:58:33Z

 



This is me under the influence of truly decent people... taking this off of FB and bringing it home, where it belongs

2017-11-15T18:58:33Z

So, just out of curiosity, what- besides Bruce Simpson- would *YOU* call a guy who had the "balls" to jump out of perfectly good airplanes but hasn't got the real balls to face you and the damage he did to... So, just out of curiosity, what- besides Bruce Simpson- would *YOU* call a guy who had the "balls" to jump out of perfectly good airplanes but hasn't got the real balls to face you and the damage he did to you 36 years ago- that you've been struggling with since- by fucking your mom behind your back? On top of which he keeps making contact with you only to behave like a skeevy piece of shit by requesting sex with you even though he fuckin' well knows you've been in a relationship for over 8 years and has met Bud? Then, just to add a little dog shit rose to the cow shit icing on the complete horseshit cake that has been knowing him, yesterday he says "I'll have sex with you if you want. I know you're horny just like your mom". Whaddaya call that person? 'Cause, I'm seriously considering calling his wife, Patty.... I was NEVER the lying whore his fucked up sisters and their friends said I was. Anyone who wants to see the texts from yesterday, let me know. I'll either forward them to you, drive to you so you can see them or figure out some other way to get them to you to prove who the lying piece of sub-human shit is and has been all along. And, yeah... Bruce knows how pissed off I am. Yesterday, AFTER I told him I was going to tell Patty and then recited to him his address and both of his landline home phone numbers, I also told him that karma may be a bitch, but karma learned it from me. And, *I* learned it from being betrayed, lied to, and used by a bunch of fucking assholes who pretended to be decent people and my friends and that I was stupid enough to believe. Fuck you, Bruce Wayne Simpson, FedEx employee, owner of a house on Old Cohansey Rd in Bridgeton, NJ, married to Patricia E. Simpson since forever (her mom lived with them, too. Never was able to decide if Patty was that brave or that stupid to allow that) and King of All Douchebags. Fuck you. (No pun intended. Frankly, once he fucked my mom, that shit was never gonna happen with ME again... *retch*) Ruth Scorched earth. Bravo! Daun Oh, I'm not done with his ass yet. Might be going across the ditch to take a picture of his house and text it to him... that little prick. Linda I think the bigger question is why are you even bothering with him? Daun Rage. But, good question and I'm working on "not". Linda think of it this way, if someone from Buds past was contacting him and asking for sex, how would you react? Daun Well, as long as that person didn't tell him he was just like my mom... we'd be laughing over it. I'm used to Simpson's trash mouth but saying I'm like my mom was was what sent me over the edge. Daun Mostly, I just want anyone from Jersey who sees this to know what a shit stain he is. And, there *is* one person in my friend list who is friends with one of his wife's relatives, so... Daun His sister, Emily (now Robinson) was my chief tormentor. She and two of her "butter face" friends (the Westcott hags) all but ruined Woodstown High school for me and yet, when it came time to graduate, Emily couldn't because she was pregnant by her 42 year old married to someone else boyfriend. So... who is the whore, here? Another of his sisters fucked a few of my bfs behind my back. Married one, even. But, he hates her now and he and I are still friends, so who's NOT the piece of shit this time? What these assholes did was a real mindfuck to me for years. And, I endured it all... until he said I'm like my mom. Now, I want to ruin him because alla the bad shit stemmed from him fucking my whore mother. Linda why waste your energy on him? People like that, will never give you what you want from them. Daun That's why I want to TAKE it from him... whatever dignity he thinks he has, his peace of mind, his reputation, his ability to get it up ever again for fear of what I might do... The waste of energy was the having to deal with [...]



If you don't get your six years out of Uncle Dupey, I think I've found your next job, Dude...

2017-09-23T11:54:03Z

Found via Reddit: Is it true that all Jack Daniel’s employees get a free bottle with every paycheck? Paul, from Tustin, California JN: You’re close. The employees get a free bottle every month. No one misses that day of work!...

Found via Reddit:

Is it true that all Jack Daniel’s employees get a free bottle with every paycheck? Paul, from Tustin, California

JN: You’re close. The employees get a free bottle every month. No one misses that day of work!




Yo...

2017-09-11T11:54:57Z

You still alive, B?...

You still alive, B?




Yeeeaaah...

2017-08-07T04:43:09Z

I'm fine. I just can't keep the DuPont schedule straight. Couldn't when Dad worked there, either. So, when you stopped answering, I figured you were off again and I never know for how long, so... I was waitin' for you......

I'm fine. I just can't keep the DuPont schedule straight. Couldn't when Dad worked there, either. So, when you stopped answering, I figured you were off again and I never know for how long, so... I was waitin' for you... lol

Also, about GTO... I think I have a basic idea of what the problem is. Bullshit accusations and him being an idiot by siding with the known/proven liar(s). I have a vague memory of talking to you on the phone about it once...
(I called you to warn you when I heard the shit was being started. If I remember correctly, you already knew.)

Serial accuser/liars should be given mandatory minimum sentences in federal prisons.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch but it's often entirely too slow.




Thank you...

2017-07-27T23:20:13Z

Edited 30 seconds later to add: Tell you what... being understood is such a relief....

<3

Edited 30 seconds later to add:

Tell you what... being understood is such a relief.




Apocalypse for you...

2017-07-26T23:10:00Z

Fatal disease for me... I know I'm dying, I'm taking a coupla fuck heads with me. Hide and watch. :)...

Fatal disease for me... I know I'm dying, I'm taking a coupla fuck heads with me.

Hide and watch.

:)




I just answered you under your last comment...

2017-07-26T16:38:59Z

Coupla quick questions... Do you know without me telling you when I've commented under your comment? Are you notified somehow or do ya just check back in and see it? Same question about posts... Notified or just come see it?...

Coupla quick questions...

Do you know without me telling you when I've commented under your comment?
Are you notified somehow or do ya just check back in and see it?
Same question about posts...
Notified or just come see it?

I'm just looking to understand/simplify. I don't want to be redundant.
I have a mental visual of you getting notified unto annoyance by a confetti-like rain of "notifications" falling on you.

If you already know somehow, I don't need to add to it.




Oh, and...

2017-07-26T14:10:15Z

No pressure, I swear, but... *wicked, evil grin* Should I ever get that long-awaited, analytical answer ("awaited, analytical, answer"... ooh, alliteration) from you regarding your take on my head, I'd pore over it and read and re-read it even more...

No pressure, I swear, but... *wicked, evil grin*

Should I ever get that long-awaited, analytical answer ("awaited, analytical, answer"... ooh, alliteration) from you regarding your take on my head, I'd pore over it and read and re-read it even more avidly than I do my favorite books.

Just sayin'...

Not saying this to pressure you (because that shit doesn't work and never has... lol), but because I value your opinion(s).

Hugs on ya... :)




Huh...

2017-07-26T13:53:28Z

Hi. Haven't had but a sip of coffee yet so, I promise, I'm not trying to guess names. I'd probably be hard pressed to get mine correct right now. However, I'm now leaning toward two of the three being non-penis-having... Hi. Haven't had but a sip of coffee yet so, I promise, I'm not trying to guess names. I'd probably be hard pressed to get mine correct right now. However, I'm now leaning toward two of the three being non-penis-having people because of the horse ownership bit. Which leads me to wonder if all three are... Okay, jet. Can ya NOT have dramatic changes in the pitch of your engine-whine while your RIGHT over my house/head, PLEASE? It's too early and I'm too not-caffinated-enough-yet for this shit.... jeezus... Anyway... wonder if all three are vagina-bearers which would make total sense because alla mine are. And, I could, I suppose, limit myself to three because it was three who have been the most responsible for the (at least model) train wreck that is my head and the fact that my life has been way more annoying/painful than it really needed to be but... I don't. (By the way... God bless Juan Valdez and his burro, whom, by the other way, did all the heavy lifting/toting/work. The only tolerable part of waking up is Folgers down my throat. :) ) (Though, I must admit, waking up to a comment/email from you is kinda cool, too... lol) Anyhoo, I don't limit my enmity to a mere three. As I slog through the thigh-deep wet cement that is my life and I encounter, directly or indirectly, stupid, vicious cunts who mistreat good men and make all women in general look like shit due to sharing the share restroom facilities, I add them to my ever-growing/changing list. If there are "themes", or patterns, to be found in the archives of Xfire since 2003 and my heart since I was nine years old, one of them is that I sincerely hate women. And, I *am* one. So, that's made shit interesting... *shrug and a small laugh* Of course, there are exceptions to prove that rule... Debbie, Ruth and Cindy, all of whom I found at Gut Rumbles and have stayed in utterly cool contact with for almost four times longer than we had Rob. ("Met" these ladies between 2003 and 2006. Rob died in 2006 and I still like, trust and communicate (via computer, mostly) with all three of them to this day, which has been nearly 12 years. Pretty sure 12 is 4 times bigger or whatever than 3... I hate math. It's too early for that shit, too... lol.) Now, I'm wondering if Debbie has a FB... (the other two do...) Just checked real quick and there's a famous Debbie Abbott so she's most of the results. Also, just for a peek into my psyche... I scrolled a few inches before I searched. One of the things that came into view was the picture of some cunt who had murdered a giraffe (among other "big 5" beasts) and finds it just so awesome to show off and brag about. A male friend of mine had re-posted it from some stupid female he knows whom I don't. So, I blocked my male friend's female friend from my life and feed, then two seconds later sat cheering through a short video from the Atlantic City PD of them gunning down some stupid nig... dude who drew down and fired on them. So, ya see... hate the trophy hunting whore and (merely) not thrilled with some other chick named Becky I've never even met. The trophy hunting whore I've seen many times before, so she goes on my list. Becky, I simply blocked from my life so she's no big deal. I wish no further badness on Becky. And, I'd like to shoot in the face the trophy hunter whore. With one of her own guns. After I make her beg for her life and think she has a chance in hell of me not killing her for a while. Then... BOOM, right in her ugly face. Oh yeah, and... I don't give a single fuck what people do to each other as long as it's none of the few people I actually care[...]



Well...

2017-07-25T22:53:06Z

I know I know one of them. Or, do I know all three and just not know they've enraged you?...

I know I know one of them.

Or, do I know all three and just not know they've enraged you?




Ah, yes... the vacation...

2017-07-25T13:36:09Z

I'd forgotten until just now when I was reading Xfire... That ended Sunday and the only place we went was to Newfield, NJ to get parts for his Maxima. Max (the car) needed brakes and still needs struts (which are...

I'd forgotten until just now when I was reading Xfire...

That ended Sunday and the only place we went was to Newfield, NJ to get parts for his Maxima.

Max (the car) needed brakes and still needs struts (which are in a huge, heavy box smack in the middle of the friggin' living room) and it was scary enough to drive to his job or, for me, to the grocery store. So, the idea of driving it all the way to NC and, hopefully, back was too much.

Instead, we fixed most of Max's issues and got my iphone situation straightened out.

Woo...
(sam elliott "annoyed" face)

We also didn't fly kites or go to the beach.

This is my life.
Oops.
I mean "existence".

Sounds fun, eh?
*rolls eyes outta head and across the fuckin' floor*

*literally sad-head-shaking and wry-humor snort*




Me either... that doesn't involve numerous negative epithets...

2017-07-25T13:21:38Z

How long has it been? A week, maybe? She's had one doctor appointment and is already bitching on FB about "all these dr visits" and is lamenting that she can't drink or do drugs now and wants to DYE the... How long has it been? A week, maybe? She's had one doctor appointment and is already bitching on FB about "all these dr visits" and is lamenting that she can't drink or do drugs now and wants to DYE the fucking dog as the "gender reveal". Oh and she also thinks shes due a baby shower to rival those thrown in Beverly Hills. Moron. And, until she crawls on her knees over here, profusely apologies to at least Bud and gives him the 1500 bucks she owes for her never-paid phone bill and 700 dollar iphone/brick, we're still not involved with this shit or her. The last thing she said to him was, and I quote, "Well, since you turned my phone off, I don't see where I need to speak to you any more." Fine. Fuck you. (Bitch.) Oh and I already got Bud up to speed about not being manipulated by her using her (string of expletives) kid to force Bud into accepting Keith (Bulloch)/drug dealer (and I mean heroin)/baby daddy/dog abuser/female hitter. Bottom line? He's already got 7 grandkids and isn't going to eat any shit over this one. Oh yeah again... she's also already put it out there that this kid will be fine because her's and Keith's family will help them raise it. Y'okay... first off, we won't, so she must mean her sister- who she fucked over when it came to babysitting *her* kid a million times- and her mother who abandoned her and everyone else more than once. Second, Kieth's family... his dad is the one from whom Kieth gets the drugs he uses and sells and the divorced-from-him mom wants them outta her house already. So, yeah. That's gonna work... Ya know, in a way, I'm glad now that Bud didn't listen to anything I said to him about Niki. I kept trying to get him to see what kissing her ass was doing and was gonna do but he never took my advice. Now... I don't own a single bit of this shit. In fact, I could say sixteen times a day, and/or wear a T-shirt every goddamned day saying, "I fuckin' TOLD ya..." So far, I've managed to limit myself to two, maybe three, times total. I had to eat SO much shit because of her and that... jesus. Just for her to turn around and be even more stupid than her sister OR her mother was/is. ("Was" for sister, "is" for mom...) I truly believe that she believes that Bud will cave like he always used to and that she's gonna get the same ride her sister did with her illegitimate kid and alla that. I hope to Gawd I'm there to see the look on her face when it finally sinks in that that ain't even gonna start, let alone happen. I rarely ever use the phrase "ruined life" because I feel like, unless you're dead, something can be done, salvaged... In this case, not so much. This little asshole has forever limited what her life can be. She's a lazy, entitled little twat so there'll be none of that "overcoming the self-imposed obstacle and making her life as good as it was gonna be or even better". And, the unborn kid... doesn't have a single chance in this selfish pile of bull shit and never will. Her best outcome would be Keith getting his head blown off in front of her causing her to miscarry this mistake and be able to start over from square one. Of course, she'd probably go off the deep end, as opposed to learning anything from it, but at least this poor kid would be spared a life of hell... Anyway... I've gotta go straighten Sprint out yet again. And, clean the house and blast Michael Allman's CD and smoke and drink coffee and try not to a'splode... lol Just one question... do ya still think you have darker thoughts/feelings than I do? Or are you just better at not le[...]



Yeah, so...

2017-07-19T12:11:48Z

Niki, the unemployed, 19 year old, 7 hundred dollar phone having moron with the drug dealing, dog abusing, hits her, boyfriend is now pregnant. Bra-fuckin'-vo, asshole(s)....

Niki, the unemployed, 19 year old, 7 hundred dollar phone having moron with the drug dealing, dog abusing, hits her, boyfriend is now pregnant.

Bra-fuckin'-vo, asshole(s).




Dude.

2017-07-13T04:25:31Z

This has been the longest 12 or 13 hours of my life. Maybe in the history of the universe, even. Are ya okay? (First two items: bustin' stones. Last one: sincere question.)...

This has been the longest 12 or 13 hours of my life.

Maybe in the history of the universe, even.

Are ya okay?

(First two items: bustin' stones. Last one: sincere question.)




So, about the phone post...

2017-07-08T09:37:48Z

Five years ago there was a girl killed in Jersey named Autumn Pasquale. At the time Niki had a phone on her mom's plan and she kept taking it away from Niki for stupid reasons. To end this bull shit,... Five years ago there was a girl killed in Jersey named Autumn Pasquale. At the time Niki had a phone on her mom's plan and she kept taking it away from Niki for stupid reasons. To end this bull shit, and because Autumn got killed, I put Niki on *my* plan with Bud's approval. We got her the then current iphone and she was happy. We didn't take it away for anything so she'd have a way to call for help should the need arise. To be brutally honest, she was already a lost cause by then as far as having any real respect for Bud, or herself, or anything she was given and she was given every thing. No responsibilities, no chores, not even any "doing what she was asked to do in a timely manner". I didn't like it a bit, but ya don't risk a kid's life over shit like that. Besides, Bud said she'd be required to start paying her own phone bill once she graduated high school... which, at the rate she gave a fuck, I thought was gonna take until she was 30. She graduated in June of '16 and moved right in with her mother so she could drive illegally. Bud and I wouldn't let her do that. Fast forward to this past March. She's beaten the shit out of the latest iphone she had and still wasn't living here so coordinating to take her to the Sprint store near the Farmer's Market was difficult. Add to that that she hadn't yet paid a DIME on her phone bill and I found giving a fuck about her fucked up phone impossible. Bud didn't feel like going to the store with her either. So he overrode my strenuous objections and made me "allow" Niki to be on my account in such a way that she could handle the store visit alone. She, as well as the store ass hole, were both told she was to upgrade to the next available iphone. Would've been a 6, I think. Free, for sure. Bitch does exactly whatever the fuck she wants, and wanted, and got herself a 700 dollar iphone 7. She didn't ask first or tell us after. I found out through Sprint. And, told Bud. And, I've reminded him of this about 47 million times since, too. God damn it. Lil bitch continues to not pay her bill while allowing it to be public knowledge that she spends money on take out food, partying, and everything she wants. When she had a job. Which was rarely. She was also making idiotic life choices that we disagreed with. Like dating a nigger with a tear drop tat near his eye. Among other things. We aren't happy, but she's "special*", so Bud continues to let her get away with everything. (*Spoiled, entitled, pretty and with Bud's deceased Mom's name as her middle name. Everyone except Bud knows she's his favorite kid... *eye roll*) So, anyway... she changes up the black ass hole for a white one. It's not been an improvement. I mean, this current dickhead hasn't murdered anyone but we're hoping someone kills him now days. We're thinking he may do it himself since he deals and DOES heroin... Anyway again... about two weeks ago we start finding out shit about Keith and Niki that is disturbing. Reports of her being hit, which she played off as them "playing" and her doing actual harmful drugs (coke, some kind of "bars"- valium, maybe?), being unemployed yet again... ugh. Then, we heard about Keith's dog, Benjy... being left in his crate every day, all day long, no water, not being fed for 30 hour stretches... I was becoming seriously enraged. I bought the poor dog a 46 pound bag of food and Heather (our newsperson and Niki's older sister with whom she was living, along with their mother)[...]