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Updated: 2017-06-14T08:02:27.856-05:00

 



Halfnutcase:i prefer weapons that can be directed,...

2007-01-25T19:00:00.000-06:00

Halfnutcase:

i prefer weapons that can be directed, like say, a solar flare or vampiric blast.



20:45 actually happened.

2007-01-22T16:07:00.000-06:00

20:45 actually happened.



I believed you until 21:03:)

2007-01-21T17:01:00.000-06:00

I believed you until 21:03

:)



We were facing death and danger at every turn.And....

2007-01-21T09:26:00.000-06:00

We were facing death and danger at every turn.

And...


...loving it!



I liked your homage to Agent 86 :-)

2007-01-21T01:02:00.000-06:00

I liked your homage to Agent 86 :-)



Don't you think it would be more fun to bring alon...

2007-01-19T15:07:00.000-06:00

Don't you think it would be more fun to bring along, say, gift certificates to Victoria's Secret just in case you catch a tznius-patrol-type?



steg, why not just a sphere of annialation?Those a...

2007-01-19T14:11:00.000-06:00

steg, why not just a sphere of annialation?

Those are fun :-)

or a portable hole, Or how about just inflicting hideous laughter on them all? some jolliness could do the sourpusses some real good.



LOL i wish i were on neighborhood patrol with you....

2007-01-19T11:41:00.000-06:00

LOL i wish i were on neighborhood patrol with you. i would bring my death ray.

don't worry, i'll set it to 'stun'

...but only if you insist.



Of course, that isn't to say that we don't have pe...

2007-01-19T11:31:00.000-06:00

Of course, that isn't to say that we don't have people who feel they have the right to comment on/criticize what others wear, or that the school doesn't teach our kids a certain dress code. But you'll have that in any community, frum, Jewish, or otherwise.

This neighborhood is definitely on the upswing, especially as concerns the Orthodox community. We've got tons of new families moving in every year. It used to be that I knew everybody my age in the whole city. Now I see new faces in shul on a weekly basis.



thank g-d for that! Tznius patrols are the sign of...

2007-01-19T11:17:00.000-06:00

thank g-d for that! Tznius patrols are the sign of a declining neighbor hood.

But perhaps it would be fun to go around spraying the tznius patrol people with bleach, or more preferably their cheeks and hands with very low concentration nitric acid. That way their skin turns yellow and it's clear for all just how silly they are.

But you can't go wrong with a little bit of sodium. Just that and some water and watch the fireworks.



OOA: I agree. I don't know why your mother had t...

2007-01-19T10:53:00.000-06:00

OOA: I agree. I don't know why your mother had to stop me when she did.

Anne: Hey, how are things in that rock you've been hiding under? We're going to be in Chicago on Thursday, do you want to get together?

Ezzie: Apparently.

RM: Kids'll do that. No offense taken.

Mrs. B: he was not in the Starsky and Hutchmobile

Right, that was my last car.

It IS a good thing The PT wasn't around when I took that flashlight out of the house.

Jessica: It was the least I could do. I believe in giving back to the community a little. You can sit and complain, or you can get involved.

Interestingly, there was this whole discussion we had about whether the car should be marked or not. I was of the opinion that it should be, in order to spread awareness in the community that there was, in fact, a patrol. Because that's the whole benefit of having a patrol. Someone driving around 2hrs a night in a private car isn't going to stop a lot of crimes per se. But the visibility let's people know that we are paying attention, and then word gets out. There was concern, however, that if our cars are marked that they would become targets for vandalism. So we were completely under cover.

Never the less, it reminded me of that great scene in Dr. Strangelove where they are talking about the deterrent effects of Russia's super secret doomsday machine:

Mr. President, it is not only possible, it is essential. That is the whole idea of this machine, you know. Deterrence is the art of producing in the mind of the enemy... the fear to attack. And so, because of the automated and irrevocable decision making process which rules out human meddling, the doomsday machine is terrifying. It's simple to understand. And completely credible, and convincing...but the whole point of the doomsday machine is lost if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world?

Kiwi: Yeah, Mrs. B, why can't I have my OWN flashlight??

Anonymous: I appreciate the off topic link, but what's with the random letters?

HNC: We don't have one of those...yet.



just as long as he wasn't taking part in the tzniu...

2007-01-19T07:03:00.000-06:00

just as long as he wasn't taking part in the tznius patrol.






PT, you're corrupting the rabbi!?!? *You're* the i...

2007-01-18T22:57:00.000-06:00

PT, you're corrupting the rabbi!?!? *You're* the imp!

Ezzie, that may be the first time anybody ever complimented one of my comments. I'm gonna be 10 feet tall all week!

Mrs. B, isn't PT old enough to have his own flashlight?



I can't believe you volunteered for neighborhood p...

2007-01-18T21:18:00.000-06:00

I can't believe you volunteered for neighborhood patrol. I mean it was nice of you, but the reality of it (versus what happens "in your head") sounds painfully boring.

Although I would pay money to see you patrolling in a freaking GEO. I get the giggles just thinking about it.



First of all, I was watching the Sopranos. So far ...

2007-01-18T20:59:00.000-06:00

First of all, I was watching the Sopranos. So far I have seen the pilot. I like it. Slightly violent, but I digress

Second of all, he was not in the Starsky and Hutchmobile, although that day happened too. He was driving a 14 yo Geo with no passenger side mirror (see previous post) and no dome light. So (I am not making this up) he takes the toddler's flashlight with him when he wants to see what he is doing in the car.

It's a good thing she has to go to bed at 8, or he would have been SOL.

Oh and by the way, it has very nice tires.



No . . . music . . . for . . . pleasure . . . DUH ...

2007-01-18T18:29:00.000-06:00

No . . . music . . . for . . . pleasure . . . DUH :(

(My kids ate my brain cells)



He can be creative when he wants to be... :)

2007-01-18T18:08:00.000-06:00

He can be creative when he wants to be... :)



So ... what did you do about the interdimensional ...

2007-01-18T17:12:00.000-06:00

So ... what did you do about the interdimensional rift? Don't leave me hanging ...



you should have left it witht the imps and demons....

2007-01-18T17:11:00.000-06:00

you should have left it witht the imps and demons. Now THAT'S interesting stuff.



AM: So do I.Shira: Or playing too much Doom.RM: ...

2007-01-18T16:57:00.000-06:00

AM: So do I.

Shira: Or playing too much Doom.

RM: Yeah, like, "Mr. Wonderful decided to volunteer to drive a patrol (loser) so I stayed home and watched the Sopranos without him (loser)."

Kiwi: It's ALL true!


LB: That is a great book. And to think that I saw it on 51st boulevard...

Ezzie has a little inside info as to who my partner was, and that he was a prominent rabbi so I hope he doesn't see this blog...

Yeah, we talked about cars alot, and I reassured him that there were new tires on the Geo (the streets are covered with snow here) and we also talked about how the neighborhood has...evolved...during the time since I moved here. Also people kept calling him to find out how it was going. At first he kept saying, "nothing's going on, it's boring," but after a while, at my insistence, he began making things up.

RM: I guess we could listen to music but technically I am in availus so we didn't (although I have to confess that I sometimes still do).



Here's the $100,000 question: Are you allowed to l...

2007-01-18T16:12:00.000-06:00

Here's the $100,000 question: Are you allowed to listen to music in the car while you're "patrolling"? If so, what'd ya pick?! Maybe neighborhood watch calls for The Police's "Every Breath You Take."



At 20:13, I thought, "Doesn't PT have anything bet...

2007-01-18T16:06:00.000-06:00

At 20:13, I thought, "Doesn't PT have anything better to do than play parking-nanny?"

At 20:25, I thought, "This can't be true."

At 20:45, I thought, "Is any of this true?"

And from then on, I just laughed harder.


Amen. :) It's even funnier picturing your partner...! What did you talk about for two hours? How the snow was nothing compared to Cleveland?!



Reminds me of a Dr. Seuss book. I think it was cal...

2007-01-18T15:42:00.000-06:00

Reminds me of a Dr. Seuss book. I think it was called "And to Think That I Saw it on Mulberry Street"



At 20:13, I thought, "Doesn't PT have anything bet...

2007-01-18T14:26:00.000-06:00

At 20:13, I thought, "Doesn't PT have anything better to do than play parking-nanny?"

At 20:25, I thought, "This can't be true."

At 20:45, I thought, "Is any of this true?"

And from then on, I just laughed harder.

I second RaggedyMom.