Last Build Date: Mon, 24 Apr 2017 07:43:59 +0000Copyright: 2006
Mon, 24 Apr 2017 07:43:59 +0000Dee and Harrison chat with special guests Damon, Nico, and Pip from The Hambone Group about sketch comedy and fauxcest porn. Never forget Bill O’Reilly and the falafel thing. Mistress Teenie shakes down pensioner in Connecticut. Hamburglar steals New Zealand mum’s placenta. Phone calls. Follow the Hambone Group on FB: https://www.facebook.com/Thehambonegroup/
Mon, 17 Apr 2017 05:39:55 +0000Dee helps Harrison prepare for his voice acting audition. Diarrhea drug is the new heroin. Creed singer Scott Stapp haunted by ghost of Scott Weiland. Woman who had sex with 3 dogs didn’t know it was wrong. Massage parlors should never flush condoms. Phone calls.
Sun, 09 Apr 2017 21:05:33 +0000Dee’s moving to Koreatown and does not plan to ask Harrison for help. Is Ann Coulter really dating Jimmie Walker? Mermaid found in Fresno. Interview with Jeremy Donovan, the director of Hell House. Phone calls.
Mon, 03 Apr 2017 07:16:45 +0000Dee’s on the wagon after a trip to Nola. Harrison contracts a yeast infection from analingus. Is Alex Jones deceased comedian Bill Hicks? Naked people slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp. Don’t Breathe sequel set in Florida. Phone calls.
Sun, 26 Mar 2017 19:00:08 +0000Dee’s heading to New Orleans for his Irritable Bowel Sister’s 40th birthday. Chuck Berry was into some weird shit, literally. Steele rants about college hazing, Ethiopian cuisine, and the travesty of the rainbow flag in this segment of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Mon, 20 Mar 2017 08:42:24 +0000Dee found the perfect job for Harrison. Brazilian murder goalie says he’s not a bad guy. Russian raccoon loves breasts. Three-way planning takes a turn for the worse. Phone calls.
Mon, 13 Mar 2017 08:30:13 +0000A fresh, new Harrison is back from rehab. Bio-Dad Stephen explains the art of dogging among other things. Fitbit for your willie. Houston band tests out new stage show. Irish postman makes unwanted delivery. Phone calls.
Mon, 06 Mar 2017 08:23:57 +0000Dee chats with the Vegan Black Metal Chef about metal vegans and his new cookbook The Seitanic Spellbook. Dee and comedian Matt Kirshen discuss the rivalry between comedians and magicians, racist toys, and a man killed by his porn collection. Phone calls. Buy a copy of The Seitanic Spellbook Check out Matt Kirshen’s podcast Probably […]
Mon, 27 Feb 2017 08:19:14 +0000In this week’s special extended episode, Dee Simon and guest hosts comedian Kyle Kinane and Serge from Samiam chat about rockstars playing gay chicken onstage, the chiropractor who solved the menstruation problem, female mormon ninja assassins, and the reason you should treat fast food workers with respect. Phone calls. Check out kylekinane.com for upcoming shows.
Mon, 20 Feb 2017 04:43:31 +0000Dee and special guest hosts Serge and Rustee chat about sex trafficking, father-son pedophiles, fembots assassinating a dictator’s son, and a resourceful German murderess. Phone calls.
Mon, 13 Feb 2017 04:11:48 +0000Dee Simon and special guest hosts Aussie Tyler and Casey discuss their Valentine’s Day plans. Bob Kraft wants his Superbowl ring back. Hitler Valentine at Central Michigan University. Never buy a display bed at a furniture store. Phone calls.
Mon, 06 Feb 2017 09:28:20 +0000Dee didn’t get an invite to Harrison’s Super Bowl party. Harrison has a major announcement. Steele rants about the Women’s March, Refugees, and the SAG Awards in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Mon, 30 Jan 2017 10:33:10 +0000Dee and Harrison think this new breed of Internet Hipster Nazis deserve more than a punch to the face. Scientists ignore laws of nature and create a Pigman. Disgruntled teen enjoys stabbing strangers. Florida Cop stages the worst suicide of all time. Phone calls.
Mon, 23 Jan 2017 00:52:05 +0000Dee supported women by attending Women’s March Los Angeles while Harrison supported women by taking drugs and watching Pornhub for five hours. Dee and Harrison chat with former gay prostitute Patrick about the demise of backpage.com. Phone calls.
Sat, 14 Jan 2017 23:12:53 +0000Name one thing the President Elect and R Kelly have in common. Pervert scientists film monkey deer sex scene. Grilled Cheese leads to sexual assault in Wisconsin. And the World’s Most Psychotic Wife Award goes to Angela Diaz. Phone calls.
Mon, 09 Jan 2017 09:14:30 +0000Dee suspects Harrison may be a dangle for the Russians. How badly do you want to go to Coachella? Sorry Nazis, They Live is not about the Jews. Another semen squirter at the Walmart. Phone calls.
Mon, 02 Jan 2017 07:34:03 +0000Part 2 of the 2016 Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular.
Sun, 25 Dec 2016 20:17:49 +0000Part 1 of the 2016 Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular.
Mon, 19 Dec 2016 09:36:40 +0000Harrison has a bad case of the zaps. It’s never not creepy to try and pickup a girl while taking UberPool. Chachi beaten up by the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s drummer’s wife. Jewish molester comes up with a creative excuse. Coupon rage at local supermarket. What’s your suicide song? Phone calls.
Mon, 12 Dec 2016 05:42:11 +0000Dee and Harrison want to spread their own fake news involving Nancy Reagan, Chuck E Cheese, and Aleister Crowley. Aussie Man punches kangaroo to get Fosters back. Rampant acts of duggery in Stockton. Walgreens bathroom claims another life. Phone calls.
Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:40:04 +0000Harrison might be the worst Santa in Pasadena. Fidel Castro wasn’t fond of exploding cigars. Steele rants about Black Santa, overweight Barbie, and Autism in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Mon, 28 Nov 2016 09:31:20 +0000Cuckolding is the new Thanksgiving tradition. Tila Tequila is the new leader of the Alt Right. Angry husband wants wife to learn chess. Horny pensioner pulls a super moon. Phone calls.
Mon, 21 Nov 2016 10:12:56 +0000Dee and Harrison chat with musician and fellow podcaster Doc Coyle about his new show The Ex Man Podcast. Harrison is the real Bad Santa. Ohio lawyer who ‘hypnotized women’ charged with rape. Oregon man takes an acid bath at Yellowstone. Vince Neal will not be playing at Trump’s inauguration. Phone calls.
Mon, 14 Nov 2016 04:35:56 +0000Dee and Harrison try to accept the horrifying reality of President Donald Trump. Swede offers marriage to Americans fleeing Trump. Minnesota bar’s “Smack Fest” turns ugly. Serial killer posts hilarious Amazon reviews. Phone calls. Leonard Cohen RIP.
Mon, 07 Nov 2016 09:23:45 +0000Dee and Harrison wish they could visit Orgy Island. Hillary Clinton and her Satanic Dinner Parties. Special Election Edition of Fistful of Steele. Phone Calls. Get out and vote!
Mon, 31 Oct 2016 10:18:24 +0000Dee and Harrison think Donald Trump should play Moon Man at his rallies. Trump’s star on Hollywood Walk of Fame vandalized. New cosmetic surgery trend in Hollywood. Breaking Bad themed Grindr date. Phone calls. Happy Halloween!
Mon, 24 Oct 2016 16:54:51 +0000Dee and special guest Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely want everyone to vote NO on Prop 60. Interview with Justin Fix, founder and creator of http://www.creepla.com/ Phone calls.
Tue, 18 Oct 2016 08:55:01 +0000Wikileaks founder Julian Assange reveals emails from the Blink 182 guy briefing Hillary Clinton about aliens. Who are we to judge Ken Bone? Man on LSD ‘saves’ dog from house fire. Aussie Dream Team plans the perfect murder. Phone calls.
Mon, 10 Oct 2016 09:22:41 +0000After the second debate, Dee and Harrison come to the realization that we’re all doomed. Steele gets political in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Mon, 03 Oct 2016 06:44:19 +0000Dee, Harrison, and guest host Rustee chat about the new Amanda Knox documentary. Never throw a pie in the face of a former NBA player. Massive drug bust at the Burger King. Poorly planned preemptive revenge porn strike. Phone calls.
Mon, 26 Sep 2016 05:09:07 +0000Dee and Harrison take bets on who turns out to be the king of the Hollywood pedophile ring. How does Donald Trump prepare for a debate? A potty-mouthed high school teacher in Ontario. Cup of semen at Panera. Phone calls.
Mon, 19 Sep 2016 06:23:03 +0000Harrison has more secrets than Hillary Clinton. Senior citizen punched out by deplorable at Trump rally. The saga of the Bar Mitzvah Blowjob Lady. Juggalo blood ritual in Wisconsin. Phone calls.
Tue, 13 Sep 2016 00:40:43 +0000Since Harrison is MIA, Dee and guest hosts Richard and Rustee chat about parachutes and prostitutes. Mother, Daughter Incest in Oklahoma. Five day old baby punched in the head in Manchester. Rapist tries to use the ol’ big dick defense. Phone calls.
Tue, 06 Sep 2016 07:47:28 +0000Dee and Harrison wish they knew how to talk to women wearing headphones. Steele rants about politically correct emojis, fashion for the obese, and cocks not glocks in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Sun, 28 Aug 2016 20:40:49 +0000Dee and Harrison mourn the death of Gawker. Racist Anonymous meetings in North Carolina. Extreme father-daughter bonding in New Zealand. Bug nightmare on crowded NYC subway train. Phone calls.
Tue, 23 Aug 2016 09:58:04 +0000S&W interviews writer and dick pic critic Madeleine Holden about the proper way to photograph your junk. Morrissey made a video game. Tim Kaine should stay away from pot brownies. Bath salts cause Florida frat boy to become cannibal. Phone calls. Get your dick pic critiqued by Madeleine: http://critiquemydickpic.tumblr.com/
Mon, 15 Aug 2016 08:16:21 +0000Harrison spends birthday eating lobster and trying not to kill himself. Dee Simon is now a two cat guy. Brendan Dassey’s conviction overturned. Burger King gets creative with its new menu items. Fight in theater after Suicide Squad more entertaining than movie. Japanese poop ghost pursues Chinese mistress. Phone calls.
Mon, 08 Aug 2016 09:08:53 +0000Harrison is too busy being funemployed to pay attention to the Olympics. Nazi with the Golden Gun. Playboy presents The Girls of Trump. Indianapolis Rapper makes the most asinine attempt at a viral video of all time. Florida dad fatally injures ‘Pinky’ the dancing flamingo. Phone calls.
Mon, 01 Aug 2016 09:36:08 +0000Since the DNC was too boring to talk about, Dee and Harrison discuss the release of would-be Reagan assassin, John Hinckley Jr. We discover that John Steele’s favorite Pokemon is the Squirtle in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:18:15 +0000While Harrison experiences joie de vivre, Dee Simon is consumed by weltschmerz. Gay Ann Coulter banned from Twitter. Interview with cosplay porn star Kearstin. Phone calls. Order your very own custom cosplay porn at Kearstin.com.
Mon, 18 Jul 2016 15:53:25 +0000Harrison returns to the show with tales from Great Britain. Dee thinks Pokemon Go will be the downfall of mankind. Strokemon porn parody. Indian Gold man battered to death. PA man uses his brain to get high. Miss Hitler 2016 pageant. Phone calls.
Mon, 11 Jul 2016 16:01:30 +0000Dee and guest host Danny are concerned that the Dallas police violated the Three Laws of Robotics. Interview with Visual Effects Artist and Battlebots judge Fon Davis. Phone calls.
Sun, 03 Jul 2016 22:57:57 +0000While Harrison is on vacation, Dee and special guest host Lance Wackerle discuss the Oakland PD sex scandal. Michael Jackson vs Prince. Unexpected item on the self checkout machine. Notorious Feces stuffer on the loose in NYC. Phone calls. Happy America Day!
Mon, 27 Jun 2016 08:16:54 +0000Except for the city of London, England is a red state. Does Donald Trump have Alzheimer’s? John Steele rants about Brexit, Terrorism, the Village People, and rape prevention in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. RIP Bernie Worrell. Help us have Donald Trump tested for the early stages of Alzheimer’s disease. Sign the petition below and […]
Mon, 20 Jun 2016 04:38:44 +0000Dee and Harrison salute Pornhub, the altruistic porn site, for their new porn for the blind category. S&W reports on news that matters like a kangaroo copulating with a pig in Australia. Hospital worker dies masturbating on the job. Geek squad member obsessed with pop star. Worst Amish father of all time gives daughter away […]
Sat, 11 Jun 2016 11:16:00 +0000Dee promises not to bully Harrison anymore unless he has an ABR (Adult Breastfeeding Relationship). Richard Simmons is allegedly a woman now. Fat Axl Rose fails to threaten the internet. Facebook witches hex swimmer rapist. Hero Florida woman punishes unruly child. Phone calls.
Mon, 06 Jun 2016 05:55:59 +0000Dee and Harrison long for the days of fashionable terrorism. RIP Muhammad Ali. Father challenges daughter to a duel in Colorado. Aspiring LA screenwriter doesn’t handle breakups very well. Phone calls.
Mon, 30 May 2016 11:21:07 +0000Dee and Harrison chat with Dee’s Irritable Bowel Sister and Big Jer about poo etiquette. Fistful of Steele. Quite possibly the best shit story of all time.
Mon, 23 May 2016 07:20:51 +0000Dee and Harrison wish they could choose their own Frankenpenis. Louisiana lawmaker proposes weight limit for strippers. Who wouldn’t get breast implants for $100k? Newark woman can’t handle her high. Smashmouth shirt causes chaos in Phoenix. Phone calls.
Mon, 16 May 2016 05:06:38 +0000Dee, Harrison, and Harrison’s Twin Sister think the Hyperloop will turn passengers into gelatinous blobs of flesh and hair. More Americans would prefer to have lice than Donald Trump as President. Buy the gun that killed Trayvon Martin. Anal sex with Hugh Hefner is worse than suicide. North Carolina is the new Florida. Phone calls.
Mon, 09 May 2016 01:57:34 +0000Dee, Harrison, and special guest Sleazy E review submissions for the new Sick and Wrong theme song. Los Angeles jury convicts ‘Grim Sleeper’ of 10 murders. Sinead O’Connor vs Arsenio Hall. Ted Cruz lookalike shoots a porn video. Old school mob killing in Brooklyn. Phone calls. New S&W Drunk Dial Line # (323) 522-4032 Vote […]
Mon, 02 May 2016 03:30:36 +0000Dee returns from NYC to discover that Harrison does not care that Prince died. John Steele rants about Target’s new Transgender bathroom policy, the Buddy Bench, and weaves in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Sat, 23 Apr 2016 10:56:27 +0000Dee and Harrison officially endorse Andy Basiago for President. Dee celebrates 420 at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Phone calls. Learn more about Andy Basiago at http://andy2016.com
Tue, 19 Apr 2016 08:59:55 +0000Dee and Harrison chat with Leslie Van Houten’s former “prison girlfriend.” Why does Ted Cruz hate dildos? Millennials should not be allowed to text in movie theaters. Prolonged masturbation session on a Megabus. Worst special education teacher of all time. Phone calls.
Mon, 11 Apr 2016 10:48:52 +0000Dee and Harrison think Carrot Top is the result of serious inbreeding. Rent Dahmer’s childhood home for the GOP Convention. Jews vs Nazis Drinking Game. Zombie Mike is not someone you should invite to dinner parties. It’s generally a good idea to avoid marrying Russian women. Phone calls.
Mon, 04 Apr 2016 07:54:06 +0000Dee and Harrison – both former dreadlock wearers – weigh in on the “should white guys have dreadlocks” debate. Bleed all over Donald Trump in your period panties. The Drug War is not funny. Follow up to the Las Vegas Ferris Wheel Lothario story. Photographer Shot ‘Ghost Girl’ Photos for Mom Arrested for Murder. Phone […]
Mon, 28 Mar 2016 08:46:25 +0000Harrison is frustrated with the sexy cosplay girls at Wondercon. Dee’s confused by r/gonewildaudio. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls. Send your submission for the Sick and Wrong Theme Song Contest to firstname.lastname@example.org
Mon, 21 Mar 2016 02:46:51 +0000Dee and Harrison chat with author William E. Jones about his new book True Homosexual Experiences: Boyd McDonald and Straight to Hell . The Hulkster piledrives Gawker Media. Uber app possessed Michigan driver. It’s totally acceptable to masturbate a dolphin in the Netherlands. Worst catfish of all time. Phone calls. Pre-order a copy of True […]
Mon, 14 Mar 2016 10:34:57 +0000Harrison does stand up comedy at a fundraiser for Fuzz Buzz. Dee thinks he should’ve done a 10 minute bit on the pastor shooter’s manifesto. Syrian refugees attend Vancouver Furry Con. The Wachowski Sisters are way cooler than Caitlyn Jenner. Never ride an elevator in China. Leave it Dr Anal to cure what ails you. […]
Mon, 07 Mar 2016 04:55:38 +0000Harrison knows way too much about Star Wars. OJ Simpson collectible knife set. Jared Fogle has a new prison diet. Bikie stores his cellphone in his prison purse. Swedish Fritzl is a disgrace to dungeoneers everywhere. Phone calls.
Mon, 29 Feb 2016 08:08:19 +0000Harrison thinks Dee’s obsessed with Hitler’s junk. Big Dick Little Dick with Lenora Claire. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Mon, 22 Feb 2016 03:56:02 +0000Looking for romantic date ideas? How about the Grim Sleeper trial at the LA courthouse? President Obummer takes away our hoverboards. SF Tech bro has a problem with the homeless. Sneaker heist in Brooklyn goes awry. Never visit a gynecologist that looks like Gary Coleman. Phone calls.
Mon, 15 Feb 2016 08:38:32 +0000Dee, Harrison, and special guest Marlon hope everyone in Michigan engages in sodomy for Valentine’s Day. Ukrainian breast milk incident. Florida prankster and his pet alligator. Garbage couple gets randy on Las Vegas Ferris wheel. Phone calls.
Mon, 08 Feb 2016 09:58:14 +0000Dee and Harrison think that Bill Gates’ master plan is to use the Zika virus to create an army of microcephalics. Dee has a rare occurrence at work. Staten Island armless man mugged for iPhone. Chinese prostitute stuck with a client. Phone calls.
Mon, 01 Feb 2016 05:10:41 +0000Dee and Harrison weigh in on the great labia debate. John Steele covers the Flint water crisis in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Mon, 25 Jan 2016 10:36:00 +0000Sick and Wrong’s 10 year anniversary show with special guest Ryan Keely. Dee chats with Porn Legend Ron Jeremy about the 2016 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo. Phone calls.
Mon, 18 Jan 2016 16:54:50 +0000Dee thinks Harrison should record ASMR porn videos to make some extra money. Harrison shares some David Bowie stories. Gang rape in Brooklyn has some weird twists. ER doctor likes to gives his patients facials. Phone calls.
Mon, 11 Jan 2016 11:19:01 +0000The only reason to play the lotto is hookers and cocaine. The Playboy Mansion is for sale with one tiny catch. Walmart Proposal in Bay City. Northern California bro takes friendship way too seriously. Phone calls.
Mon, 04 Jan 2016 09:15:31 +0000Dee and Harrison are glad 2015 is over but gutted that it had to end with the death of Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister. Saudi Billionaire uses the Bill Cosby Defense. Knives and Hallucinogens do not make good bedfellows. Phone calls.
Mon, 28 Dec 2015 10:04:12 +0000Part 2 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Happy New Year!
Sat, 19 Dec 2015 19:37:55 +0000Part 1 of the S&W Holiday Show Spectacular with special guest Lenora Claire. Why can’t they just stop doing Santa Con? Lenora chats about her experience with a violent celebrity stalker. The most depressing Christmas songs of all time. Merry Christmas!
Mon, 14 Dec 2015 10:40:44 +0000Dee and Harrison speak to porn actress Nicki Blue about her experience working with James Deen. Squirrel terrorist. Road head gone awry in Florida. is Harrison the Freak of the week? Phone calls. Follow Nicki Blue on Twitter: https://twitter.com/nickiblue
Mon, 07 Dec 2015 11:10:40 +0000Dee shares some humiliating stories from his UK Sick and Wrong tour. More mass shootings in the US than days of the year in 2015. Mansion owner duped into gay porn rental. Dentist trades root canals for meth and child porn. Phone calls.
Sun, 29 Nov 2015 12:38:54 +0000Dee’s still in Europe so Lance Wackerle returns to co-host this special episode. Vintage clips from KUSF 90.3 FM Rampage Radio with Dee (Dirty Sanchez) and Lance (Cleveland Steamer) along with the trial of Bob Madigan.
Sat, 21 Nov 2015 20:39:48 +0000While Dee’s off touring Europe, Harrison gets a job and learns how to ride a rap scooter. Fistful of Thanksgiving with John Steele. Phone calls. Meet up with Dee in Dublin, Glasgow, and London. Check the SW Facebook page for details.
Mon, 16 Nov 2015 09:47:59 +0000Harrison along with most of Dee’s family and friends are not concerned in the least about Dee’s upcoming trip to Europe. Dee gets a medical marijuana card. Jeb Bush wishes he was a time-traveling baby killer. New Mexico man squirts children with homemade semensoaker. English writer does not take criticism very well. Phone calls.
Mon, 09 Nov 2015 09:05:20 +0000Dee comes to terms with the fact that most women do not find his voice as sexy as Morgan Freeman’s voice. Los Angeles drivers should buckle up at all times. Indiana woman pulls the old feces dildo blow up doll Halloween prank. Phone calls.
Mon, 02 Nov 2015 04:08:02 +0000Sick and Wrong Halloween show. Interview with Jinx Dawson from legendary 60s occult rock band Coven. Spooky Phone calls. Check out Jinx’s eBay store: http://www.ebay.com/usr/cyberstarfashion?_trksid=p2047675.l2559
Mon, 26 Oct 2015 06:26:34 +0000Dee and Harrison would never pass a Hymen Test. South Carolina teen rapist loses his tongue. Kansas moviegoer should not be allowed to play with guns. Phone calls.
Mon, 19 Oct 2015 04:09:12 +0000Dee and Harrison chat with Mia Matsumiya about online harassment and her new Instagram account @perv_magnet. Rather authentic Halloween decoration in Ohio. Never take Spice and eat a Subway sandwich. Phone calls. Follow Mia on Instagram: https://instagram.com/perv_magnet/
Mon, 12 Oct 2015 09:00:45 +0000Dee and Harrison talk sex cults with Hung Yung Terrarist. Never call 911 when you’re too high on weed. Mommie Dearest behavioral therapy. Freezer full of severed vaginas. Phone calls.
Mon, 05 Oct 2015 08:41:45 +0000Sick and Wrong 2.0 with new co-host Harrison. You should marry any woman that takes you on a vacation to Chernobyl. Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.
Mon, 14 Sep 2015 10:23:12 +0000Lance Wackerle officially retires from podcrafting. Specials guests include John Steele, Bob Madigan, and Jeffrey. Stay tuned for Sick and Wrong 2.0 coming in October. Contact Spiritual Medium/Intuitive Consultant Brandy Rosenberg: http://brandyrosenberg.com/
Mon, 07 Sep 2015 19:35:26 +0000Dee thinks he failed as a parent because Hecubus is overweight but at least his cat doesn’t watch other cats play video games. Kentucky man does a poor job impersonating a policeman. Florida gang member doesn’t like to be touched by white people. Phone calls.
Mon, 31 Aug 2015 07:09:28 +0000While Wackerle would prefer to ride a PhunkeeDuck, Dee would rather cruise around in Jack Kevorkian’s Deathmobile. Hardcore Pawn, the most racist show on television. Supportive girlfriend helps boyfriend commit suicide. Florida woman hires hitman because her grandkids got lice. Dee and Lance have a MAJOR Announcement.
Mon, 24 Aug 2015 07:14:23 +0000Dee and Lance think you should search for your friends and family on the Ashley Madison hacked database and extort them. Japanese boxer doesn’t deal well with wife’s infidelity. Kentucky drunk digs up father’s grave to argue with him. Phone calls.
Mon, 17 Aug 2015 16:06:15 +0000What would happen if Isis blows up the Queen? Dee talks ovipositors, furries, and wolf penises with Lone Wolf from Primalhardwere.com Phone calls.
Mon, 10 Aug 2015 06:03:15 +0000Dee and Lance long for the days when rappers got into a real beef. Homeless wet willy in Connecticut. Never a good idea to get a penis operation in a warehouse. Phone calls.
Mon, 03 Aug 2015 16:03:16 +0000Never eat a hot dog at a Morrissey concert. Orthodox Jew really hates pride parades. It’s generally a good idea to take the stairs in China. S&W shit stories.
Mon, 27 Jul 2015 07:12:35 +0000Dee and Lance prefer not to eat lunch with abortion doctors. Klingon ex-boyfriend in New Jersey. Drunk Polish man abuses mail slot in Scotland. Subpoena Processor and Comic Book Writer Andrew Harrison sits in for some S&W phone calls. Click to buy Andrew’s comic book Golgotha
Mon, 20 Jul 2015 06:32:56 +0000Dee and Lance think 50 Cent needs to either stop buying so many Twerking Butts or invent his own to resolve his financial crisis. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is the True Detective of horse sex. Ohio man is America’s Worst Samaritan. Phone calls.
Mon, 13 Jul 2015 06:59:40 +0000Dee and Lance are a bit too old for Jared from Subway’s five dollar footlong. American idiot dies swimming with alligators vs American idiot dies lighting a firework on his head. Phone calls.
Mon, 06 Jul 2015 16:06:25 +0000Dee and Lance reminisce about Jacob Rubinstein, the kid who blew off his fingers with an M-80. Interview with Mr Pregnant. Phone Calls. Happy 4th of July! Check out http://www.mrpregnant.com
Mon, 29 Jun 2015 03:19:18 +0000Dee and Lance are concerned that country singers won’t have anything to wear if the Confederate flag is banned. Fashion hate crime in Sacramento. Roommate puts magic sauce in his pasty. Phone calls.
Mon, 22 Jun 2015 07:02:05 +0000Never trust a white guy over 20 with a bowl cut. What’s in the Box? Murdered with an Ironing Board. Phone calls.
Mon, 15 Jun 2015 07:21:37 +0000Dee and Lance acknowledge that a female UFC fighter would kick their asses in less than thirty seconds. Romantic horse rapist in Texas. Annoying female archetype helps prisoners escape. Phone calls.
Mon, 08 Jun 2015 08:34:57 +0000If you organize a naked event, you should expect a boner or two. Never masturbate in a portable toilet with the door open. DIY family abortion in Texas. Phone calls.
Mon, 01 Jun 2015 09:22:14 +0000Dee and Lance are less than pleased with the new hip and ironic fast food advertising. The biggest pussy in Europe. Rimjobs tend to make shitty bribes. Phone calls.
Mon, 25 May 2015 05:19:24 +0000I don’t care what’s wrong with you; a kangaroo is not a service animal. Pediatric dentist from WW2. Anal sex pregnancy miracle. Phone calls.
Mon, 18 May 2015 09:40:12 +0000Dee and Lance speculate on how many shots a bartender would serve a customer before cutting them off. Dead skin shaving milkshake in Maryland. Jealous girlfriend slashes corpse in Oklahoma. Phone calls.