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Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:09:00 +0000

Hello, as you can see I haven’t been posting much. I have been very busy with school and have put this blog on a hiatus for now. Thank you loyal users and expect to see some posts this summer.(image)

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Happy New Year 2011phaml

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 16:28:05 +0000

It’s a fresh year and we know we all make our New Years Resolutions. Here’s mine. 1. I want to eat less fast food- To do this, I will order 20 McNuggets for $4.99. First, I’ll eat 10 for lunch and then 10 for dinner. For breakfast, I’ll eat the sauce packets that comes with […](image)

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After Christmas Newsphaml

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 01:18:01 +0000

Americans have officially announced a parade of crappy presents on the 26th. Participants brought ugly sweaters, watches they don’t need…and well, come to downtown yourself!(image)

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December’s Horoscopephaml

Mon, 06 Dec 2010 06:25:53 +0000

Aries (Mar21-Apr19): You’ve probably just purchased the new Call of Duty Black Ops. I am sorry to say that on December 15th, your hand will cramp. Taurus (Apr20-May20): Because of all the good deeds you have done, your utility will decrease your bill by $0.01 for every 10,000 gallons of water you use. Gemini (May21-Jun21): […](image)

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Where’s the good Chinese Food?phaml

Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:29:26 +0000

With Republicans taking control of the House in Tuesday’s 2010 Midterm elections, Americans will look forward to a Republican (and largely bipartisan) push to good Chinese food. Bill #438.1a is listed as, “Creating a United States Foreign Food Inspection” that is separate from current Health Departments, which inspect the cleanliness of restaurants. This new department […](image)

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This Month’s Horoscopephaml

Sat, 30 Oct 2010 17:03:52 +0000

Aries (Mar21-Apr19): After you read this horoscope, make sure you run to the nearest Chinese restaurant and get a fortune cookie. When you read it, make sure you follow the advice religiously. IF it is just a saying…well, how can you tell with that bad English? Ohh snap, one of my friends told me that […](image)

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GEICO and Outback Steakhouse partnershipphaml

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 05:00:22 +0000

The Gecko has announced through his Twitter account (@TheGEICOGecko) a new partnership with Outback Steakhouse restaurants. Outback has stated that it has fired its last announcer amidst millions of accusations that the announcer was not an authentic Australian (though Outback has not denied this). Outback has also announced its relaunched My Outback Rewards, a frequent […](image)

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Johnson & Johnson Recallsphaml

Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:52:35 +0000

Johnson & Johnson has announced a recall on nearly all of their products. All of the products were manufactured between May 2010 and June 2010. You can check your product’s label by seeing either MAY2010TECH or JUN2010TECH. The following products under the recall are: 1. BAND-AID 100 Count Adhesive Bandages for having lack of adhesiveness. […](image)

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Man avoids pricey airfare to Hawaiiphaml

Sat, 16 Oct 2010 15:35:52 +0000

A man was seen on U.S. 101 (Ventura Freeway) trying to hitch a ride to Hawaii. A family going to Ventura from Los Angeles for a 6 hour stay returned home to Los Angeles and still saw the man on the highway.(image)

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Phamily News Updatephaml

Mon, 11 Oct 2010 17:40:13 +0000

Alright, so I was trying to release posts every other Wednesday. But I’ve noticed there has been a huge viewership surge. From now on, blog posts will be released on a RANDOM BASIS. You can check back to this page at ( or follow my Twitter Account (@phaml). Thanks loyal readers.(image)

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