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Hi I’m Heather! Please email me when you get a cha...

2012-06-04T11:19:54.009-07:00

Hi I’m Heather! Please email me when you get a chance! I have a question about your blog. HeatherVonsj(at)gmail(dot)com



I got one of these a while back, but it was a crap...

2011-01-14T14:57:26.528-08:00

I got one of these a while back, but it was a crappy one that ran on watch batteries. You get half way to your destination and things start slowing down. Not cool! AA is key. I'll have to look for this brand...



awesome! Ive seen these a couple times too may hav...

2010-12-18T14:37:00.218-08:00

awesome! Ive seen these a couple times too may have to check into that!



I woke up 2 for black friday, but quickly went bac...

2010-12-03T21:35:18.729-08:00

I woke up 2 for black friday, but quickly went back to bed as soon as i found out it was ten degrees outside!
And yeah, the dog biting my kid would have had me livid and wanting to kill the animal.



Hey you gotta do what you gotta do girl. These kid...

2010-11-17T13:53:45.414-08:00

Hey you gotta do what you gotta do girl. These kids will run you ragged if you let them. I might be doing the same once this baby gets here...I don't need 2 kids waking me up in the middle of the night!



I only wish we had doorknobs that could be turned ...

2010-10-09T12:45:57.380-07:00

I only wish we had doorknobs that could be turned around. My 3 y/o gets ups at least twice an evening before she finally is asleep for the night. I know it's a bad habit but frankly have no way to enforce the "stay in bed" rule with an old house, old doorknobs, etc.

I'm all for it...& now thinking of heading to Home Depot to look for replacement knobs!



Sabreena, though I am known to have a potty mouth,...

2010-09-21T07:27:13.537-07:00

Sabreena, though I am known to have a potty mouth, I have to respectfully fucking disagree with you here, lol (pun intended). I know it is rather cute and funny when kids use adult language, but I'm not tolerant of it one bit. I'm glad you spanked your son (kids should be afraid of us!) Some say well they are going to hear it anyway, which is true, but if they don't hear it all the time at home they can grow up to determine if they like using "douchebag" or "dickface" depending on their own trucker language, not ours. Good post!



LOL i have a trucker on my hands too... so no you&...

2010-09-18T18:16:33.424-07:00

LOL i have a trucker on my hands too... so no you're not the only one.... my child recently said this when a woman cut me off 'jesus fukin lady, get in your own lane!'
and i was momentarily proud!! lmao!



AWWWW! You think I'm a lady???? That's the...

2010-08-23T09:49:38.616-07:00

AWWWW! You think I'm a lady???? That's the nicest thing anybody ever said hooker face!!!

Sorry it took me so long to bring my happy ass over... BUSY fucking weekend!



Great blog! Came across your blog from one of the ...

2010-08-21T12:49:26.221-07:00

Great blog! Came across your blog from one of the blog hops, and looking forward to reading more of your stuff. I am now following... feel free to follow back if you like!!!!
All the best,
Kim

http://amoroccan-acat-and-my-bigass.blogspot.com/



LMAO!!! OMG! You should have done the crotch thin...

2010-08-17T17:28:29.804-07:00

LMAO!!!

OMG! You should have done the crotch thing! You guys are sooooo my kind of people~!~ :D



I'm with all of you that our behavior made tha...

2010-08-17T13:28:34.326-07:00

I'm with all of you that our behavior made that trip way more fun. Our motto is pretty much fuck those that can't take a joke. It's not like I was beating my children and smoking cigarettes (I save that stuff for the privacy of my home).



HAHA!!! And here I thought I was the only bitch to...

2010-08-15T13:31:38.066-07:00

HAHA!!! And here I thought I was the only bitch to pose inappropriately with statues in front of strangers!!!!

Fuck the other assholes that can't take a joke!!!



I'm with Aunt Becky on this. I would be gropin...

2010-08-15T12:15:59.654-07:00

I'm with Aunt Becky on this. I would be groping wax people like crazy.



Um, I would TOTALLY do that. In fact, I want to go...

2010-08-14T06:39:38.130-07:00

Um, I would TOTALLY do that. In fact, I want to go SPECIFICALLY so that I can take inappropriate pictures with the wax people.



WOW! Coolest award EVER!! Thank you so much for in...

2010-08-12T11:07:04.540-07:00

WOW!
Coolest award EVER!!
Thank you so much for including me and for reading! I LOVE your totally fun blog and am so glad I got to stop by!
Rock on, sistah!
xoxo



damn, that BADGE is pretty fookin hot. fishnets? ...

2010-08-12T10:50:30.594-07:00

damn, that BADGE is pretty fookin hot.

fishnets? thong? strappy heels?

YES PLZ



Oh my goodness! Thank you for the award, Lady! T...

2010-08-12T10:10:46.781-07:00

Oh my goodness! Thank you for the award, Lady! This is a pretty hot lookin' blog it's own self!



Stopping by again to give you this- http://naughty...

2010-08-12T05:12:50.584-07:00

Stopping by again to give you this- http://naughtymommyreviews.blogspot.com/2010/08/youre-blog-is-hot-new-winners.html



Oh sweetie I cried the first week my daughter went...

2010-08-11T03:53:13.006-07:00

Oh sweetie I cried the first week my daughter went to school. But then I'm kinda emotional... I kept certain things from kindergarten, she didn't go to preschool, I got this accordion style file thing to keep her stuff from school in. That way I don't go over board and just kept the really great stuff and not every little thing. Don't worry you'll be ok.



I remember when my older son (just turned 6) went ...

2010-08-09T13:10:01.847-07:00

I remember when my older son (just turned 6) went to preschool, I cried like a baby for about 1/2 hour. Then it hit me that I had some quiet time for a few hours twice a week and I got over it. My little guy (gonna be 3 next week) is starting preschool in September (we start at 3 around here and they go for 2 years) and I am soooo ok with it this time around. I am already planning my quiet time. HA!! We're coming to Vegas soon, so we have to touch base. We have everything booked, including some shows, so I will have to talk to you and see if we can work out something.



OMG! Just separating from my baby makes me sick! ...

2010-08-09T11:49:45.177-07:00

OMG! Just separating from my baby makes me sick! It is the reason why I don't work! I can't leave her so long in a daycare! I don't know how I'm going to cope when I go back to school!

Mom says I'm not very maternal, but I don't believe in spoiling children, and even though, Emma is only 10 months old, she's already learning that mommy will not hold her every time she whimpers--something mom considers mean.



I'm all set to eat my words when he finally go...

2010-08-04T11:00:46.380-07:00

I'm all set to eat my words when he finally goes to school and I drop him off and weep in my car. I'll try and stay strong though. haha! Thanks for commenting on my post. I read this post in my reader on my phone but finally got on the computer to actually comment!
I feel ya. I really do, and you know this!
Oh and Jesse is all about the boy not living with us forever. Because kids should love their parents but not want to live with them forever. This coming from he who now has his mother living with us now! haha!



Hey lady I like the new blog design, very nice. I ...

2010-07-31T22:36:16.210-07:00

Hey lady I like the new blog design, very nice. I can totally relate to the not being sentimental mom thing. My mother yells at me for not keeping every scrap of paper my 4 year old breathes on. Don't worry, school will be an adjustment for both of you, but your plan to appreciate the time you have with your other son will absolutely help. Besides, in a few months you will be so up to your eyeballs in macaroni necklaces, you'll forget you were ever anxious about school!