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Comments on Clerical Whispers: God’s law, not majority rule, guarantees democracy and rights, says Pope

Updated: 2018-03-06T13:54:00.097+00:00


Ratzinger and CapitalismThe Catholic Church Limite...


Ratzinger and CapitalismThe Catholic Church Limited: A Capitalists Wet DreamRecently one Joey Ratzinger, the Bavarian chairman and CEO of the Catholic Church Limited has been making statements disparaging the efforts of capitalists around the globe.The coffers of Herr Ratzingers Vatican bank are swelled by inflows siphoned off from the efforts of capitalists’ economies over centuries. In that light many industry leaders have characterised his statements as gloating over his fellow marketers’ Herr Ratzinger when he was making his statement failed to notice he was standing in a billion dollar palace built on ground obtained by fraud (the Donation of Constantine) and stuffed with art treasures bought by the now debunked practice of selling totally worthless junk bonds (known as indulgences in CCL speak). Demonstrating his well earned reputation for modesty he did not mention that the Catholic Church Limited of which he is the present CEO for life is something of a capitalist icon. The CCL through completely fraudulent and outlandish claims takes in billions of dollars tax free every year and gets away with it Scot free. Unlike a normal corporation where goods are offered for sale to the market allowing customers to make a mature decision Herr Ratzingers Company recruits child soldiers from birth by coercion in order to turn them into life long consumers. It’s been described as the art of selling nothing useful and getting paid for it by brainwashing people into thinking it is. This has been the key to overcoming one of the greatest challenges facing any capitalist: actually having to make something that people need. When it comes to product promotion leaders of the biggest global PLC’s can only drool at the power of the CCL advertising system. In countries across the earth the CCL through its adherents have streets, hospitals and EVEN CHILDREN named after its most famous sales reps. The CCL has infiltrated the education system, the medical system and politics.As a result the claims of Herr Ratzingers organisation are not subject to any government regulation or testing and when they have been tested privately have been found to be completely groundless. In its history the CCL has even resorted to burning its critics alive en masse. Its corporate enforcement wing, the Inquisition (now operating under a new name) not only burned and tortured wayward customers but seized their assets as well. In recent years the CCL has been the envy of capitalists every where when, after getting caught abusing it customers (raping and torturing the younger more defenceless ones), using its political muscle, it managed to get the very same customers to pay the compensation bill! This arrangement became know as the Indemnity Deal. The CCL went further to demonstrate its overwhelming grip on the market by getting itself appointed to investigate itself. Following a centuries old pattern the CCL was then in a position to makes its consumers pay on the double while claiming the credit. One observer likened this situation to having the SS investigate the Jewish holocaust and pay the compensation claims of the victims with their own money.Although the CCL has many imitators of its system, especially in the US, its head start in the fantasy threat and reward business (as some analysts describe it) means it continues to be a global leader among all non-producers. However a constantly growing powerful lobby group has sprung to prominence in recent times and is gaining ground at a pace that has set panic into the CCL management. The core of this lobby groups demands are that the claims of companies like the CCL should be tested like every other player in the global market. This type of thinking has leaked into the ranks of the CCL’s customer base. Some financial commentators predict that a growing demand for rationale, common sense and proof from its customers as the biggest threat facing the CCL and its dominant market position. Many commentators attribute Herr Ratzingers increasingly outlandish statements to this situation. His attempts to cou[...]

It true: he's either barking mad or the most conni...


It true: he's either barking mad or the most conniving atheist in history. He has to be a plant...come on....someone own up...he is an actor recreating the role of Gregory VII or Sixtus or some other papal nutter?

Finn McCool
You could get to like him because he's so totally out of touch....