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In defense of the sanctimonious women's studies set.

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By: Ledasmom

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:32:08 +0000

My father used to tell the joke about the man who could fart songs. We used to ask for this joke over and over, along with the one about Cisco the Bandit and the pumpkin joke.

By: Mark

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:04:56 +0000

::Lauren knows all:: now if only she would fill us in on this weeks lottery numbers. ;)

By: Lauren

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:33:20 +0000

There was a young fellow from Sparta. A really magnificent farter. On the strength of one bean He'd fart "God Save the Queen," And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

By: Ron Sullivan

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:31:00 +0000

I think someone in my family’s holding out on me. That’s really bad for your health.
Well, not so much currently; I was speaking of my family of origin. Shirley you've heard of The Farting Sullivans?

By: David Thompson

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:34:46 +0000

Stan: Chef, what's a Dutch oven? Chef: Well childrens, a Dutch oven is an oven made in Holland. Kenny: ummpghd dhfjkejeks nfhdkfjdk Kyle: That's not what Chef said, Kenny. Chef: Oh, your foul-mouthed friend is also correct, childrens. Stan: That's disgusting, Chef! Chef: Holland is a disgusting place. Chef: Oh, when a man loves a woman from Holland... Kyle: Um, we'll be leaving now. Chef: But I haven't got to the dirty part yet. Stan: That's okay, Chef. Kenny: skjdhj fkdjfdkjfd sksjdks sksksk Cartman: Eh fuck you too, Kenny. My mom has never been to Holland.

By: Kim

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 20:54:34 +0000

Well, at least you didn't give him one! (I had a bf once who, upon realizing that I didn't know what a DO was, lovingly shared one with me.)

By: JenM

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:57:39 +0000

Djur - I don't understand that kind of humor but then again I grew up in a household where we only could say "gas" or "stomach issues" - the f word was not allowed. Seriously - my mom can handle all sorts of curse words but far, snot, booger - she will freak out. My boyfriend was saying he was amazed/scandalized to see grown friends hold down their older sister and fart on her - good thing we are on the same side on this issue!

By: Thomas

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 13:35:28 +0000

Auguste, I'm an attorney practicing in NYC.

By: Djur

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:37:14 +0000

JenM - they would do it because it is funny.

By: Lauren

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:15:54 +0000

I was going to say, "My six-year-old son knows what a dutch oven is, why don't you?" but then I realized he lives with me. Of course he knows what a dutch oven is. For cooking! Also, he saves his farts for my boyfriend's neck during piggyback rides, so it sort of runs in the family.