Give us your best Blue Jays related Limerick
Since the Bautista deal hasn’t been announced yet (I’m hoping by publishing this, the Bautista news will come out right away) and since Matt W suggested it, lets have a limerick contest. There is a little bit of news: Michael Saunders signed with the Phillies, but I can’t make myself write 150 words about it.
The rules are: come up with a limerick that says something about the Blue Jays.
Rec the ones you like, in a week or so, we’ll take the 5 that get the most recs and vote on which is best.
The winner gets...... nothing, except for the warm fuzzy feeling that comes from being the poet laureate for Bluebird Banter.
Now there are a couple of rules. Mostly it has to be clean. I know clean limericks aren't as much fun, but that's rules here. Thank goodness the Jays don't have a farm team in Nantucket. And make it relate somewhat towards to Jays, nothing to nasty but have fun with it. Yes you can bring over your limerick from Saturday’s post.
Deadline for getting your limerick in is one week from today, January 23. Put in your best limerick, may the best rhymer win.
I won’t really believe it until, you know, we get an official announcement of the signing but:
2017-01-12T12:49:22-05:00It was nine years ago today that the Jays traded for Scott Rolen. Nine years ago today (time flies), January 12, 2008 in the middle of what had been very slow January for Blue Jay news, the Jays traded Troy Glaus to the Cardinals for Scott Rolen. As Hugo said, in his post on the trade, it was two teams each trading off a player that didn't want to be with them anymore. Glaus was having foot troubles (plantar fasciitis), which, he felt, were made worse by playing on the carpet covered concrete at Rogers Centre (who would have thought playing baseball on concrete might cause troubles?). Troy had a lot of power, he hit 58 home runs in his 2 seasons with the Jays (even though he had only played 115 games in 2007). Rolen had been having problems of his own, he had missed 196 games over the previous 4 years with the Cardinals. And he had a rocky relationship with manager Tony La Russa (similar to the troubles Colby Rasmus would have a few years later). Scott hit just .265/.331/.398, with 8 home runs, in 2008, the season before the trade. Glaus had a pretty good 2008 season with the Cards, hitting .270/.372/.483 with 27 home runs and 99 RBI in 151 games, but he played only 14 games in 2009 due to a number of injuries. He signed with the Braves, as a free agent, before the 2010 season and had a bit of a bounce back year, hitting .240/.344/.400 with 16 homers in 128 games, but that was the end of his career. Rolen missed 47 games in 2008, starting the season on the DL. When he did play he hit .262/.349/.431 with 11 homers and 50 RBI, and played great defense. I don't think anyone would argue too much if I said he was the best defensive third baseman we've ever had (though Josh Donaldson is making a case for himself). Rolen also quickly became a fan favorite. He played 88 games for the Jays, in 2009, hitting .320/.370/.476, before he was traded to the Reds for Edwin Encarnacion, Josh Roenicke and Zack Stewart. At the time, the trade seemed like a pretty good one, especially considering that Rolen had wanted to get out of Toronto. It turned out to be a great trade for reasons we didn't expect at the time. Roenicke didn't turn out to be of any value. Stewart didn't do much for us, but he turned into a major piece of a complicated pair of trades that netted us Colby Rasmus. Edwin, who was considered a throw in, intended to balance the salaries a bit, turned out to be the piece that won us the trade. After the trade, Rolen played 330 games for the Reds hitting .263/.332/.438, with 36 home runs, 182 RBI and a bWAR of 7.6. He retired after the 2012 season. Edwin played 999 games, for the Jays, with a .268/.355/.522 slash line, 310 home runs, 679 RBI and a WAR value of 24.4 bWAR. I'm going to be sad for a few minutes. Anyway I'm digressing a miles from the topic. I think it is clear that the Jays had the better part of the Rolen/Glaus trade, not so much because Rolen was that much better for the Jays than Glaus was for the Cards, but because we could trade Rolen younger player. Without trading trading for Rolen, we wouldn't have traded for Edwin. This turned out to be one of JP's good trades, and it set up a trade that worked out even better for him. [...]