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A Large Regular
Chris Lynch's slanted view on sports, politics and entertainment.
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Simple Minds - All The Things She Said
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A very underrated song in my opinion. And also a reminder that more rock singers should also be falconers.
Update on President H. W. Bush
Glad that President Bush and his lovely wife Barbara are both doing better. However, in my head as I read the press release I hear Dana Carvey's impersonation of Bush saying, "I'll be God-damned if I die before that little prick H. Ross Perot kicks the bucket! Not gonna do it!"
Mad World - Gary Jules
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Seemed a good day for this song.
Trump and Fake News Part II
Earlier I speculated that the golden shower jokes would not stop
- so far that's true. I also speculated that Trump might retaliate by kicking the White House Press Corps out of the White House
and reopen the White House Pool. Looks like the former might happen still waiting on news about the pool.
So how did we get to this point? In my youth the two most well-known (non-sports) reporters may have been Sam Donaldson (who got famous for literally yelling questions at the President so much that he got parodied on SNL) and Geraldo Rivera whose main motivation in journalism seemed to be a narcissistic need to be famous (when you start with a fake name can fake news be far behind?). You had Dan Rather (CBS) and Brian Williams (NBC) making shit up and Wolf Blitzer (CNN) exposing himself as a moron on Jeopardy!
And these are the people the public is supposed to trust for "real news"?
Let's not forget that CNN (whose tagline at the time was "the most trusted name in news") made a deal with Saddam Hussein during the first Gulf War
about what they could and could not report in exchange for "access".
Now President Trump can just shout "Fake News!" any time he doesn't like the line of questioning and who can blame him? If the media complains the public impression would be the media is whining because the President doesn't like to answer "gotcha" questions from people who don't know anyone who owns a pickup truck
The media made this bed. Years of "Your child's life is in danger - we'll tell you why after these words from our sponsor" and click-bait journalism have withered away whatever trust the public had. Now most of the public just trusts the media that agrees with their own point of view. So what's the point of a President answering any questions from outlets that may disagree with him or who may be blatantly acting for the opposition party?
It used to be the public turned to the media to find out the who, what, where and sometimes why of a story. Now it's a perverted version of Cui Buono
- how does this journalist or media outlet stand to benefit from this story?
The media has a long way to go to regain the public trust. I'm afraid they're not up to the job.
Battle of Cowpens
Today is the anniversary of one of the most significant battles in the history of the United States and nobody seems to notice. A short history of the Revolutionary War could read like this:- The British surrendered at Yorktown after being surrounded by the Continental Army on land and bottled up by the French fleet at sea.- The British were stuck at Yorktown because they had been so long occupied in the South by battles like the disaster (for the British) at Cowpens- Cowpens was made possible by Valley Forge and the victory over the Hessians at Trenton- The French navy was brought into the war because of the overwhelming victory over the British at Saratoga.- Trenton was made possible by the Continental Army slipping out of Long Island where they really should have been trapped and destroyed by the British- Long Island was made possible by the victory over the British in the siege of Boston which in turn was made possible by the guns taken from Fort Ticonderoga and by the start of the war at Lexington and Concord.Of the above - the Battle of Cowpens (which happened 236 years ago today) is probably the least remembered.If it is remembered it is probably the version that was put forth in the Mel Gibson movie The Patriot. In the movie there is a battle without a name in which Gibson's character asks his irregular infantry to get off two shots and then retreat to trick the British into chasing after them. This is the same basic "plot" to the Battle of Cowpens. The Jason Isaacs character of the dark-hearted Col. Tavington is loosely based on Col. Banastre Tarleton who led the British troops at Cowpens. Unlike the battle in the movie, however, in real life Tarleton (nee Tavington) escapes to fight another day.One other note that may only interest me. In the movie The Patriot, Gibson's character uses straw soldiers to convince the British to let captives escape. In real life this trick was used but it was used by the British to allow the "captive" loyalists to escape Boston via ships in the harbor under the cover of "troops" placed overlooking the city on Bunker Hill. The troops later turned out to be straw dummies.[...]
Flotsam and Jetsam
Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
If Martin Luther King Jr were alive today he be 88-years old and probably a past 1 or 2 term President... Cool "let it ride" story
. At this point he has to see it out till the end... Extra Cheese would be an awful nickname to give a girl. Even if she is from Vermont or Wisconsin... Heh heh - speaking of Aaron Rodgers
... On that commercial featuring the deaf football team - how do the deaf players hear the referee's whistle?... The comments on the Ginger C*nt's tweet are fantastic
... Why Trump won - it is more likely for a DC based or NY Times journalist to personally know a person who has won a NEA grant than a person who owns a pickup truck... The beaded lacewing is my spirit animal
... There should be a word for a person who is often alone but never lonely...
Trump and Fake News Part 1
In the spirit that your gut reaction is normally correct - here's what my gut reaction is telling me about this current maelstrom.
BuzzFeed "published" a series of allegations that are most likely false. I say most likely because I'm guessing there are a few innocuous true things scattered among the lies. The allegations are nothing new - they had been circulating among the Washington media for months but were never brought up because nothing could be verified. Let that sink in - for months professional journalists had the opportunity to verify the allegations but they could not. Why weren't they verified? The Occam's razor explanation would be BECAUSE THEY JUST AREN'T TRUE!
And now any "journalist" that joined in on the Twitter Golden Shower joke fest yesterday has called into question not just their own professionalism and bias but also the credibility of whatever news organization employs them. There will be ramifications.
At the very least say goodbye to the "Nerd Prom". The White House Correspondent's Dinner should have been ended years ago. Now it is absolutely done. And if the correspondents decide to go it alone without the President? They'll just look petty and cruel - which may be what they are at their core anyway.
At the worst - President Trump may turn the White House Briefing Room back into a swimming pool.
If Trump decided to end the daily press briefings and pool reporters traveling with him wherever he goes - who could really blame him? The White House could simply rely on press releases and maybe a weekly YouTube video from The Donald. If criticized President Trump could say that by doing just official press releases he is trying to eliminate the fake news and slander that is rampant in the Washington press. "Don't blame me" he'll say, "blame the fabulists at BuzzFeed and The Rolling Stone, and all the others who can't be trusted to report the truth."
You know that the Golden Shower jokes will not go away. And Trump will now get to play the wounded husband and father. "My wife and children have to read these lies!" Middle America will not just feel his embarrassment but will also root for him to get even. When history asks how Trump's second term was made possible - Golden Showergate will be the starting point.
Possum Kingdom - The Toadies
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The story Cinderella was written in 1699 by a Frenchman named Charles Perrault. In the original story, Cinderella wore slippers made of squirrel fur but when the book was translated into English the word "vair" (squirrel fur) was mistranslated as "verre" (glass) and the rest is history.
Some Things You Can't Explain
Some things you can't explain.
Over the course of many years I have read and re-read both The Razor's Edge
by W. Somerset Maugham and also Cannery Row
by John Steinbeck. I've found Larry's "enlightenment" instructive and inspirational and Cannery Row
is just a fun book to read over a couple summers days at the beach. I've also read many other books by both Maugham and Steinbeck - but never their masterpieces.
My friend Bill bristles when someone comments, for example, that a pitcher has just thrown "another masterpiece". There can only be one masterpiece. That's what makes it the "master" piece. The acknowledged masterpiece for Maugham is Of Human Bondage
and for Steinbeck The Grapes of Wrath
. I've never read either book. Over the years I've bought several copies of each book but for whatever reason have never actually read them. I've tried several times to read James Joyce's masterpiece Ulysses
and several times have failed. But with Joyce I can explain my failure - the book is just so dense. I have no such excuse for either Of Human Bondage
or The Grapes of Wrath
Some things you just can't explain.
Flotsam and Jetsam
Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
The biggest unanswered question from John Podesta's email hack is whether or not he ever got that knock-off Viagra he was looking for... Cool - NASA announces two new asteroid missions
... "The best time for a man to do Kegel exercises is while he urinates." - John Kerry... Heh heh
... Death Waltz would be a great name for a heavy metal Lawrence Welk cover band... This is quite a hiking accomplishment
... Speaking of unanswered questions - is Brian Urlacher still rocking the suddenly found hair he had going on last January?... Tommy Heinsohn is the best
... Speaking of band names - Vengeance Quakers would be a good name for a band... I still say that salad bars should be renamed "vegetable buffets"... Cool
... People forget that 2016 started with the death of the immortal Abe Vigoda. It is possible that so many celebrities died last year as revenge from the Angel of Death who was finally able to defeat the Great Vigoda...
Origin of the Poolroom
Back in the day before state run lotteries - local bookies would run numbers games and these tickets for the "pool" were often sold in a "poolroom". The numbers would be drawn once or twice a day and in order to fill the time between drawings - the operators at many locations put in billiards tables. Billiards was changed or Americanized by adding pockets and creating the game pocket billiards which we now know simply as pool.
The Armada by Garrett Mattingly
I think most people who are familiar with the story of the Spanish Armada have the impression that the story went something like this;
In 1588 the Catholic Spanish King sent a fleet of ships bigger than anything ever previously assembled to Protestant England in order to crush the English military and remove Queen Elizabeth from the throne. However, the smaller, faster English fleet coupled with a major storm combined to defeat the Armada and usher in a new era of Rule Britannia.
The true story is much different. The two fleets were actually pretty fairly matched and in the end it was a lack of provisions (especially gun powder and cannon balls) that caused the Spanish defeat. The Spanish ran out of ammunition and the English at the end were able to hammer away at the Armada from close range with devastating effects.
The battle and the results didn't much change the balance of power between England and Spain but surprisingly it had great political ramifications in France.
Garrett Mattingly tells this true story in his fascinating 1959 book The Armada
. I highly recommend this book to fans of military or world history. Thank you to whoever first recommended this book to me.
Flotsam and Jetsam
Miscellaneous thoughts and observations.
I was at the game in Miami this weekend where Tom Brady passed Dolphins legend Dan Marino on the all-time passing yards list. No public announcement was made. I thought that was very disrespectful to both players... Heh heh
... With Bob Dylan being named a Nobel Prize winner in 2016 - can Alice Cooper being named US Poet Laureate in 2017 be far behind?... Size matters
... When people ask me if I've seen Rogue One
I always respond, "No - how does it compare to the original Spy Kids
?" just to confuse people... Speaking of Tom Brady - good take on how Roger Goodell actually helped the Patriots by being such a jackhole
... I would love if MLB would start referring to left-handed pitchers as "Left-wingers" and right-handed pitchers as "Right-wingers" just to mess with people... How about "NO THANK YOU
!"... I think the owl on Hooter's logo
- one eye should be colored pink and the other brown. Who's with me?... Ummm
New Year's Resolutions
A little late to the game on this but here's my New Year's resolutions (in no particular order):
- I want to read 30 pages of a book a day (found that a book a week was impractical because most of the books I read are too thick to manage that)
- Try to eliminate liquid calories from my diet with the exceptions of beer and coffee (or in other words just drink more water)
- Try to eliminate "white" carbs from my diet (bread, pasta, rice, etc.)
- Exercise for an hour a day (even if it's just going for an hour-long walk)