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Top 12 pre-impeachment collectibles – Hurry before Trump is gone!

Wed, 17 May 2017 21:41:39 UT

Image 1of/13 CaptionClose Image 1 of 13 You read it right: three grand for a "yuge" gold coin with Trump's face on it. Goes perfectly with your "Real Housewives of Miami Beach" Swarovski-encrusted dentures You read it right: three grand for a "yuge" gold coin with Trump's face on it. Goes perfectly with your "Real Housewives of Miami Beach" Swarovski-encrusted dentures Image 2 of 13 Do you have a bottle of this somewhere? Is it in the garage, next to the paint thinner and the meth-making equipment? Might be worth something someday. I mean, it absolutely won't. But it *might*. Do you have a bottle of this somewhere? Is it



Trump Impeachment Watch: ‘Punch the F.B.I.’ edition

Wed, 10 May 2017 21:22:08 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 He was controversial, he made some dumb errors, but no one doubted his patriotism or concern for the rule of law. He was controversial, he made some dumb errors, but no one doubted his patriotism or concern for the rule of law. Image 2 of 4 Hey, president Trump! You just fired the guy in charge of leading the investigation into what a corrupt, inept, incompetent, deeply compromised piece of Russian-controlled detritus you are. What's nest on your schedule? Oh right: Meeting privately with two Russians in the Oval. Good idea! less Hey, president Trump! You just fired the guy in charge of



It’s OK to admit it: France just gave the world hope

Mon, 8 May 2017 19:28:11 UT

Photo: Thibault Camus / AP Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Everything Trump is not Everything Trump is not Photo: Thibault Camus / AP Image 2 of 5 The anti-Trump The anti-Trump Photo: Pascal Lachenaud / Getty Images Image 3 of 5 Viva la résistance Viva la résistance Photo: Emilio Morenatti / AP Image 4 of 5 More of this More of this Photo: PATRICK KOVARIK / Getty Images Image 5 of 5 How it should be done How it should be done It’s OK to admit it: France just gave the world hope 1 / 5 Back to Gallery And lo, the world did exhale. Just a little. French media



All the ways Republicans want you dead

Thu, 4 May 2017 21:37:03 UT

Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Money first. Your life, oh, about 117th Money first. Your life, oh, about 117th Image 2 of 5 Enjoy that doc's visit. Might be your last for a long while Enjoy that doc's visit. Might be your last for a long while Image 3 of 5 TrumpCare slashes $880 billion from the most popular health care plan in the land, one many states are seeking to *expand*. TrumpCare slashes $880 billion from the most popular health care plan in the land, one many states are seeking to *expand*. Image 4 of 5 How was that free, insurance-paid surgery on your foot? Ready to



Male birth control is already here. Guess who’s blocking it?

Mon, 1 May 2017 20:45:23 UT

Photo: Sumit Dayal / Bloomberg Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 The maverick: Professor Sujoy Guha The maverick: Professor Sujoy Guha Photo: Sumit Dayal / Bloomberg Image 2 of 4 $3 billion a year, and everyone hates them $3 billion a year, and everyone hates them Image 3 of 4 Women have lots of contraceptive options, none of them very good and all with lots of room for improvement Women have lots of contraceptive options, none of them very good and all with lots of room for improvement Photo: Katy Raddatz / San Francisco Chronicle Image 4 of 4 One simple shot, and it's done. One more, and it's



100 days in the hole: Trump’s vulgar America, so far

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 19:41:35 UT

Image 1of/6 CaptionClose Image 1 of 6 Nothing behind the eyes. no humanity, warmth, kindness, thoughtfulness. Just black. Just bleak. Nothing behind the eyes. no humanity, warmth, kindness, thoughtfulness. Just black. Just bleak. Image 2 of 6 Wait, isn't this the *exact* same pseudo-tough guy posture he took on 'Celebrity Apprentice?' Wait, isn't this the *exact* same pseudo-tough guy posture he took on 'Celebrity Apprentice?' Image 3 of 6 Who has the bigger bomb? Russia does! Who has the bigger bomb? Russia does! Image 4 of 6 Speaks more untruths than any president in American history. We're number one! Speaks more untruths than any president in American history. We're number



Trump’s ‘buy American’ edict is unbearably dumb

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 22:31:24 UT

Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Your new shoes are in there, somewhere Your new shoes are in there, somewhere Image 2 of 5 Amazon - American idea, massively multinational dependent Amazon - American idea, massively multinational dependent Photo: Aaron P. Bernstein / Getty Images Image 3 of 5 About to build your new iPhone About to build your new iPhone Image 4 of 5 Full of Trump baseball hats, made in sweatshops in Indonesia Full of Trump baseball hats, made in sweatshops in Indonesia Image 5 of 5 One bad non-idea after another One bad non-idea after another Trump's 'buy American' edict is unbearably dumb 1 / 5 Back to



Let us now cheer the end of Bill O’Reilly

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 20:13:10 UT

Photo: Jim McIsaac / Getty Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 ...and take the Orange Goblin with you ...and take the Orange Goblin with you Photo: Jim McIsaac / Getty Image 2 of 5 Don't worry, there's always Breitbart Don't worry, there's always Breitbart Photo: Andy Kropa / AP Image 3 of 5 Serious journalism for people who do not like facts or kindness or honesty or women or black people or immigrants or process or intellectual curiosity but who really love Christmas Serious journalism for people who do not like facts or kindness or honesty or women or black people or immigrants or process or intellectual curiosity but



Trump Impeachment Watch: “Mother of all bombs” edition

Fri, 14 Apr 2017 16:38:12 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 $16 million each. We had 20 of them. Now we have 19. $16 million each. We had 20 of them. Now we have 19. Image 2 of 4 Coming at you Coming at you Image 3 of 4 Fun for kids Fun for kids Image 4 of 4 Also comes in bright, shiny orange Also comes in bright, shiny orange Trump Impeachment Watch: “Mother of all bombs” edition 1 / 4 Back to Gallery Did it work? Were you distracted? By “the mother of all bombs” (MOAB, which actually stands for Massive Ordnance Air Blast, which is no less juvenile) the thoroughly grotesque, $16-million, 11-ton monster of



We’re all post-apocalyptic outlaws now

Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:29:30 UT

Photo: Santiago Mejia / SF Chronicle Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Make a sign. And then another. Make a sign. And then another. Photo: Santiago Mejia / SF Chronicle Image 2 of 5 Sorry kiddo, Trump only cares about you from a distance, and if you've been gassed Sorry kiddo, Trump only cares about you from a distance, and if you've been gassed Image 3 of 5 How to throw shade at racist trolls, by the UK's Saffiyah Khan How to throw shade at racist trolls, by the UK's Saffiyah Khan Photo: Joe Giddens / Associated Press Image 4 of 5 A Tomahawk missile heads toward Syria, as



Here’s the kind of senator you want, America

Wed, 5 Apr 2017 18:59:13 UT

Image 1of/6 CaptionClose Image 1 of 6 Kind AND deeply intelligent AND fearless in the face of the Trumpocalypse? What's not to like? Kind AND deeply intelligent AND fearless in the face of the Trumpocalypse? What's not to like? Image 2 of 6 Warren, one of the generals Warren, one of the generals Image 3 of 6 Meet the new Scalia Meet the new Scalia Image 4 of 6 Forever CA Forever CA Image 5 of 6 Nearly 16 hours of nonstop pointing out just how awful is Trump's GOP Nearly 16 hours of nonstop pointing out just how awful is Trump's GOP Image 6 of 6 The new fire



The week in Trump: Can you survive another one?

Mon, 3 Apr 2017 21:54:17 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Feinstein does right Feinstein does right Image 2 of 4 Blackwater's Eric Prince, proving once a corrupt cretin, always a corrupt cretin Blackwater's Eric Prince, proving once a corrupt cretin, always a corrupt cretin Image 3 of 4 The LAT goes all in The LAT goes all in Image 4 of 4 Gorsuch answers nothing Gorsuch answers nothing The week in Trump: Can you survive another one? 1 / 4 Back to Gallery You guys! This is the week! Are you excited? It’s the week the GOP works to cram through their ultra-conservative Supreme Court nominee by gutting the Senate rules (again), belittling their colleagues



Is Trump’s epic downfall coming soon? Watch your phone

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 21:33:16 UT

Image 1of/6 CaptionClose Image 1 of 6 Nunes, the milkiest milquetoast in Trump's pocket, on House Intel. AP photo: Scott Applewhite Nunes, the milkiest milquetoast in Trump's pocket, on House Intel. AP photo: Scott Applewhite Image 2 of 6 Nope. It's just been groped in the crotch by POTUS. Nope. It's just been groped in the crotch by POTUS. Image 3 of 6 Sergey Kislyak, Russia's devastatingly handsome US ambassador, never thought he'd be so popular. Or help annihilate America AP photo: Cliff Owen Sergey Kislyak, Russia's devastatingly handsome US ambassador, never thought he'd be so popular. Or help annihilate America AP photo: Cliff Owen Image 4 of 6 A



Donald Trump’s perverted gift to the world

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 16:30:36 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Marine Le Pen, a thousand times smarter and more articulate than Trump, but no less mean and xenophobic. Marine Le Pen, a thousand times smarter and more articulate than Trump, but no less mean and xenophobic. Image 2 of 4 Anti-Muslim extremist Dutch politician Geert Wilders, who now regrets associating with Trump, because everyone does Anti-Muslim extremist Dutch politician Geert Wilders, who now regrets associating with Trump, because everyone does Image 3 of 4 The emetic of the world The emetic of the world Image 4 of 4 Big boy drive truck! Big boy drive truck! Donald Trump’s perverted gift to the world



Springtime! And the scent of the FBI is in the air

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 19:58:28 UT

Image 1of/15 CaptionClose Image 1 of 15 The man of springtime The man of springtime Image 2 of 15 Spring, she be tenacious Spring, she be tenacious Image 3 of 15 The boys of springtime. You know, in hell. The boys of springtime. You know, in hell. Image 4 of 15 Happy fragrant upbeat flowery green buds of spring! Also, impeach the Orange Goblin, James. Do it now. Happy fragrant upbeat flowery green buds of spring! Also, impeach the Orange Goblin, James. Do it now. Image 5 of 15 Celebrating Trump's potential (imminent?) impeachment. Also, bubbles. Celebrating Trump's potential (imminent?) impeachment. Also, bubbles. Image 6 of 15 Running with springtime