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Trump’s ‘buy American’ edict is unbearably dumb

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 22:31:24 UT

Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Your new shoes are in there, somewhere Your new shoes are in there, somewhere Image 2 of 5 Amazon - American idea, massively multinational dependent Amazon - American idea, massively multinational dependent Photo: Aaron P. Bernstein / Getty Images Image 3 of 5 About to build your new iPhone About to build your new iPhone Image 4 of 5 Full of Trump baseball hats, made in sweatshops in Indonesia Full of Trump baseball hats, made in sweatshops in Indonesia Image 5 of 5 One bad non-idea after another One bad non-idea after another Trump's 'buy American' edict is unbearably dumb 1 / 5 Back to



Let us now cheer the end of Bill O’Reilly

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 20:13:10 UT

Photo: Jim McIsaac / Getty Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 ...and take the Orange Goblin with you ...and take the Orange Goblin with you Photo: Jim McIsaac / Getty Image 2 of 5 Don't worry, there's always Breitbart Don't worry, there's always Breitbart Photo: Andy Kropa / AP Image 3 of 5 Serious journalism for people who do not like facts or kindness or honesty or women or black people or immigrants or process or intellectual curiosity but who really love Christmas Serious journalism for people who do not like facts or kindness or honesty or women or black people or immigrants or process or intellectual curiosity but



Trump Impeachment Watch: “Mother of all bombs” edition

Fri, 14 Apr 2017 16:38:12 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 $16 million each. We had 20 of them. Now we have 19. $16 million each. We had 20 of them. Now we have 19. Image 2 of 4 Coming at you Coming at you Image 3 of 4 Fun for kids Fun for kids Image 4 of 4 Also comes in bright, shiny orange Also comes in bright, shiny orange Trump Impeachment Watch: “Mother of all bombs” edition 1 / 4 Back to Gallery Did it work? Were you distracted? By “the mother of all bombs” (MOAB, which actually stands for Massive Ordnance Air Blast, which is no less juvenile) the thoroughly grotesque, $16-million, 11-ton monster of



We’re all post-apocalyptic outlaws now

Wed, 12 Apr 2017 19:29:30 UT

Photo: Santiago Mejia / SF Chronicle Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Make a sign. And then another. Make a sign. And then another. Photo: Santiago Mejia / SF Chronicle Image 2 of 5 Sorry kiddo, Trump only cares about you from a distance, and if you've been gassed Sorry kiddo, Trump only cares about you from a distance, and if you've been gassed Image 3 of 5 How to throw shade at racist trolls, by the UK's Saffiyah Khan How to throw shade at racist trolls, by the UK's Saffiyah Khan Photo: Joe Giddens / Associated Press Image 4 of 5 A Tomahawk missile heads toward Syria, as



Here’s the kind of senator you want, America

Wed, 5 Apr 2017 18:59:13 UT

Image 1of/6 CaptionClose Image 1 of 6 Kind AND deeply intelligent AND fearless in the face of the Trumpocalypse? What's not to like? Kind AND deeply intelligent AND fearless in the face of the Trumpocalypse? What's not to like? Image 2 of 6 Warren, one of the generals Warren, one of the generals Image 3 of 6 Meet the new Scalia Meet the new Scalia Image 4 of 6 Forever CA Forever CA Image 5 of 6 Nearly 16 hours of nonstop pointing out just how awful is Trump's GOP Nearly 16 hours of nonstop pointing out just how awful is Trump's GOP Image 6 of 6 The new fire



The week in Trump: Can you survive another one?

Mon, 3 Apr 2017 21:54:17 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Feinstein does right Feinstein does right Image 2 of 4 Blackwater's Eric Prince, proving once a corrupt cretin, always a corrupt cretin Blackwater's Eric Prince, proving once a corrupt cretin, always a corrupt cretin Image 3 of 4 The LAT goes all in The LAT goes all in Image 4 of 4 Gorsuch answers nothing Gorsuch answers nothing The week in Trump: Can you survive another one? 1 / 4 Back to Gallery You guys! This is the week! Are you excited? It’s the week the GOP works to cram through their ultra-conservative Supreme Court nominee by gutting the Senate rules (again), belittling their colleagues



Is Trump’s epic downfall coming soon? Watch your phone

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 21:33:16 UT

Image 1of/6 CaptionClose Image 1 of 6 Nunes, the milkiest milquetoast in Trump's pocket, on House Intel. AP photo: Scott Applewhite Nunes, the milkiest milquetoast in Trump's pocket, on House Intel. AP photo: Scott Applewhite Image 2 of 6 Nope. It's just been groped in the crotch by POTUS. Nope. It's just been groped in the crotch by POTUS. Image 3 of 6 Sergey Kislyak, Russia's devastatingly handsome US ambassador, never thought he'd be so popular. Or help annihilate America AP photo: Cliff Owen Sergey Kislyak, Russia's devastatingly handsome US ambassador, never thought he'd be so popular. Or help annihilate America AP photo: Cliff Owen Image 4 of 6 A



Donald Trump’s perverted gift to the world

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 16:30:36 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Marine Le Pen, a thousand times smarter and more articulate than Trump, but no less mean and xenophobic. Marine Le Pen, a thousand times smarter and more articulate than Trump, but no less mean and xenophobic. Image 2 of 4 Anti-Muslim extremist Dutch politician Geert Wilders, who now regrets associating with Trump, because everyone does Anti-Muslim extremist Dutch politician Geert Wilders, who now regrets associating with Trump, because everyone does Image 3 of 4 The emetic of the world The emetic of the world Image 4 of 4 Big boy drive truck! Big boy drive truck! Donald Trump’s perverted gift to the world



Springtime! And the scent of the FBI is in the air

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 19:58:28 UT

Image 1of/15 CaptionClose Image 1 of 15 The man of springtime The man of springtime Image 2 of 15 Spring, she be tenacious Spring, she be tenacious Image 3 of 15 The boys of springtime. You know, in hell. The boys of springtime. You know, in hell. Image 4 of 15 Happy fragrant upbeat flowery green buds of spring! Also, impeach the Orange Goblin, James. Do it now. Happy fragrant upbeat flowery green buds of spring! Also, impeach the Orange Goblin, James. Do it now. Image 5 of 15 Celebrating Trump's potential (imminent?) impeachment. Also, bubbles. Celebrating Trump's potential (imminent?) impeachment. Also, bubbles. Image 6 of 15 Running with springtime



Calling Bullsh*t 101: The (real) college course the world needs now

Sat, 18 Mar 2017 00:49:18 UT

Image 1of/9 CaptionClose Image 1 of 9 The course the world needs now The course the world needs now Image 2 of 9 @POTUS 45: The king of modern BS, with a vile troll's twist @POTUS 45: The king of modern BS, with a vile troll's twist Image 3 of 9 Lesson No. 1: Trust not a single word, tweet, announcement coming from the White House Lesson No. 1: Trust not a single word, tweet, announcement coming from the White House Image 4 of 9 Obama rules, Trump is a cruel and heartless troll who no one really likes. BS or not BS? Obama rules, Trump is a cruel and



The Nike Pro Hijab asks: Will megacorps be the real #antiTrump?

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 19:09:30 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Nothing like a bit of branding on a traditional religious garment. Next up: The Adidas sports yarmulke Nothing like a bit of branding on a traditional religious garment. Next up: The Adidas sports yarmulke Image 2 of 4 A glamorous sports hijab? Strange world indeed. A glamorous sports hijab? Strange world indeed. Image 3 of 4 Nike. We can make *anything* look hipster sepia-toned cool. Nike. We can make *anything* look hipster sepia-toned cool. Image 4 of 4 Also: aerodynamic! Also: aerodynamic! The Nike Pro Hijab asks: Will megacorps be the real #antiTrump? 1 / 4 Back to Gallery Easy answer: Of course they won’t.



Eating “somebody else’s babies”: How racist will Trump’s GOP get?

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 19:49:58 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Rep. Steve King, not at all looking like he just inhaled vast quantities of nitrous Rep. Steve King, not at all looking like he just inhaled vast quantities of nitrous Image 2 of 4 Geert "the Trump of the Netherlands" Wilder, working hard to be as creepy and acidic as the Orange Goblin himself Geert "the Trump of the Netherlands" Wilder, working hard to be as creepy and acidic as the Orange Goblin himself Image 3 of 4 The face you make after saying something so racist, you wonder if those around you can hear your soul literally dying The face you make



When the president is a madman

Tue, 7 Mar 2017 16:48:26 UT

Image 1of/3 CaptionClose Image 1 of 3 Trump points to which White House visitors he'd like to have arrested and/or killed for not taking a flattering enough picture of him Trump points to which White House visitors he'd like to have arrested and/or killed for not taking a flattering enough picture of him Image 2 of 3 Your neo-Nazi , destroy-the-state adviser, looking healthy and clear-eyed and not at all clogged to the brim with demons and cheap bourbon Your neo-Nazi , destroy-the-state adviser, looking healthy and clear-eyed and not at all clogged to the brim with demons and cheap bourbon Image 3 of 3 Trump, in situ Trump, in



Trump ruins everything: The problem of nothing else mattering

Wed, 1 Mar 2017 05:03:11 UT

Image 1of/3 CaptionClose Image 1 of 3 Put your fist down, you orange thug. You don't deserve a single iota of the power you have Put your fist down, you orange thug. You don't deserve a single iota of the power you have Image 2 of 3 Female members of Congress wear white to honor the women's suffrage movement and support women's rights as U.S. President Donald Trump promises to "move on each of them like a bitch"-- er, gives his big speech. less Female members of Congress wear white to honor the women's suffrage movement and support women's rights as U.S. President Donald Trump promises to "move on each



The first 30 days: A fine month of unmitigated hell

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 18:26:00 UT

Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Like a petulant child pointing at a blanket he wants to beat up Like a petulant child pointing at a blanket he wants to beat up Image 2 of 5 President Putin says hi President Putin says hi Image 3 of 5 Indeed we are. The whole world. Indeed we are. The whole world. Image 4 of 5 Soon, kiddo. Soon. Soon, kiddo. Soon. Image 5 of 5 If by "fine-tuned machine" you mean "constantly exploding grenade of dumb horror," then yes If by "fine-tuned machine" you mean "constantly exploding grenade of dumb horror," then yes The first 30 days: A fine month