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Donald Trump’s perverted gift to the world

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 16:30:36 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Marine Le Pen, a thousand times smarter and more articulate than Trump, but no less mean and xenophobic. Marine Le Pen, a thousand times smarter and more articulate than Trump, but no less mean and xenophobic. Image 2 of 4 Anti-Muslim extremist Dutch politician Geert Wilders, who now regrets associating with Trump, because everyone does Anti-Muslim extremist Dutch politician Geert Wilders, who now regrets associating with Trump, because everyone does Image 3 of 4 The emetic of the world The emetic of the world Image 4 of 4 Big boy drive truck! Big boy drive truck! Donald Trump’s perverted gift to the world



Springtime! And the scent of the FBI is in the air

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 19:58:28 UT

Image 1of/15 CaptionClose Image 1 of 15 The man of springtime The man of springtime Image 2 of 15 Spring, she be tenacious Spring, she be tenacious Image 3 of 15 The boys of springtime. You know, in hell. The boys of springtime. You know, in hell. Image 4 of 15 Happy fragrant upbeat flowery green buds of spring! Also, impeach the Orange Goblin, James. Do it now. Happy fragrant upbeat flowery green buds of spring! Also, impeach the Orange Goblin, James. Do it now. Image 5 of 15 Celebrating Trump's potential (imminent?) impeachment. Also, bubbles. Celebrating Trump's potential (imminent?) impeachment. Also, bubbles. Image 6 of 15 Running with springtime



Calling Bullsh*t 101: The (real) college course the world needs now

Sat, 18 Mar 2017 00:49:18 UT

Image 1of/9 CaptionClose Image 1 of 9 The course the world needs now The course the world needs now Image 2 of 9 @POTUS 45: The king of modern BS, with a vile troll's twist @POTUS 45: The king of modern BS, with a vile troll's twist Image 3 of 9 Lesson No. 1: Trust not a single word, tweet, announcement coming from the White House Lesson No. 1: Trust not a single word, tweet, announcement coming from the White House Image 4 of 9 Obama rules, Trump is a cruel and heartless troll who no one really likes. BS or not BS? Obama rules, Trump is a cruel and



The Nike Pro Hijab asks: Will megacorps be the real #antiTrump?

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 19:09:30 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Nothing like a bit of branding on a traditional religious garment. Next up: The Adidas sports yarmulke Nothing like a bit of branding on a traditional religious garment. Next up: The Adidas sports yarmulke Image 2 of 4 A glamorous sports hijab? Strange world indeed. A glamorous sports hijab? Strange world indeed. Image 3 of 4 Nike. We can make *anything* look hipster sepia-toned cool. Nike. We can make *anything* look hipster sepia-toned cool. Image 4 of 4 Also: aerodynamic! Also: aerodynamic! The Nike Pro Hijab asks: Will megacorps be the real #antiTrump? 1 / 4 Back to Gallery Easy answer: Of course they won’t.



Eating “somebody else’s babies”: How racist will Trump’s GOP get?

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 19:49:58 UT

Image 1of/4 CaptionClose Image 1 of 4 Rep. Steve King, not at all looking like he just inhaled vast quantities of nitrous Rep. Steve King, not at all looking like he just inhaled vast quantities of nitrous Image 2 of 4 Geert "the Trump of the Netherlands" Wilder, working hard to be as creepy and acidic as the Orange Goblin himself Geert "the Trump of the Netherlands" Wilder, working hard to be as creepy and acidic as the Orange Goblin himself Image 3 of 4 The face you make after saying something so racist, you wonder if those around you can hear your soul literally dying The face you make



When the president is a madman

Tue, 7 Mar 2017 16:48:26 UT

Image 1of/3 CaptionClose Image 1 of 3 Trump points to which White House visitors he'd like to have arrested and/or killed for not taking a flattering enough picture of him Trump points to which White House visitors he'd like to have arrested and/or killed for not taking a flattering enough picture of him Image 2 of 3 Your neo-Nazi , destroy-the-state adviser, looking healthy and clear-eyed and not at all clogged to the brim with demons and cheap bourbon Your neo-Nazi , destroy-the-state adviser, looking healthy and clear-eyed and not at all clogged to the brim with demons and cheap bourbon Image 3 of 3 Trump, in situ Trump, in



Trump ruins everything: The problem of nothing else mattering

Wed, 1 Mar 2017 05:03:11 UT

Image 1of/3 CaptionClose Image 1 of 3 Put your fist down, you orange thug. You don't deserve a single iota of the power you have Put your fist down, you orange thug. You don't deserve a single iota of the power you have Image 2 of 3 Female members of Congress wear white to honor the women's suffrage movement and support women's rights as U.S. President Donald Trump promises to "move on each of them like a bitch"-- er, gives his big speech. less Female members of Congress wear white to honor the women's suffrage movement and support women's rights as U.S. President Donald Trump promises to "move on each



The first 30 days: A fine month of unmitigated hell

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 18:26:00 UT

Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Like a petulant child pointing at a blanket he wants to beat up Like a petulant child pointing at a blanket he wants to beat up Image 2 of 5 President Putin says hi President Putin says hi Image 3 of 5 Indeed we are. The whole world. Indeed we are. The whole world. Image 4 of 5 Soon, kiddo. Soon. Soon, kiddo. Soon. Image 5 of 5 If by "fine-tuned machine" you mean "constantly exploding grenade of dumb horror," then yes If by "fine-tuned machine" you mean "constantly exploding grenade of dumb horror," then yes The first 30 days: A fine month



The angry orange man in the bathrobe

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 21:40:28 UT

Image 1of/1 CaptionClose Image 1 of 1 Oh, that confused, blank look of utter incompetence. We are getting to know it all too well Oh, that confused, blank look of utter incompetence. We are getting to know it all too well The angry orange man in the bathrobe 1 / 1 Back to Gallery If it wasn’t for the brazen white nationalism and the oozing bigotry, if it wasn’t for the hissing misogyny and cruel misprision, if it wasn’t for the possible Russian hookers,  if it wasn’t for sloppily compromising national security and the massive (hidden) tax evasion… If it wasn’t for Pence, Ryan, McConnell and the rest of the spineless Republican Party stabbing



“Nevertheless, she persisted”

Wed, 8 Feb 2017 19:24:11 UT

Image 1of/5 CaptionClose Image 1 of 5 Still causing trouble with the scared white male establishment, all these years later Still causing trouble with the scared white male establishment, all these years later Image 2 of 5 Like this Like this Image 3 of 5 Fearless, increasingly Fearless, increasingly Image 4 of 5 Your new meme Your new meme Image 5 of 5 The banned words The banned words “Nevertheless, she persisted” 1 / 5 Back to Gallery And then came the surreal, extraordinary moment when the sneering old Republican male senator silenced his smart, uppity female colleague from reading, on the Senate floor, the words of Coretta Scott King, wife of



Week One of Go to Hell, America

Sat, 28 Jan 2017 01:17:03 UT

Image 1of/3 CaptionClose Image 1 of 3 Signing America's death warrant, over and over again Signing America's death warrant, over and over again Image 2 of 3 Dumb like a nuclear warhead Dumb like a nuclear warhead Image 3 of 3 He really will He really will Week One of Go to Hell, America 1 / 3 Back to Gallery The Trumpocalyse so far, in a grotesque – and rather terrifying – nutshell… Trump issued largely unconstitutional global gag order on international NGOs providing women’s health care and family planning services (“policy experts predict this will mean 6.5 million more unintended pregnancies, 2.2 million more abortions, 2.1 million more unsafe abortions, and the



This way to the resistance: Your guide to defying the Trumpocalypse

Fri, 27 Jan 2017 15:40:45 UT

Image 1of/21 CaptionClose Image 1 of 21 Listen to Greenpeace Listen to Greenpeace Image 2 of 21     Image 3 of 21     Image 4 of 21 Grandma knows best. Grandma knows best. Image 5 of 21 London knows London knows Image 6 of 21 Behold, the near future. When she's of age, Trump will be dead. Isn't that reassuring? Behold, the near future. When she's of age, Trump will be dead. Isn't that reassuring? Photo: © Lucy Nicholson / Reuters / REUTERS Image 7 of 21     Image 8 of 21 Someone get the Batsignal Someone get the Batsignal Image 9 of 21     Image



The day democracy died: An epitaph

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 15:16:36 UT

Image 1of/16 CaptionClose Image 1 of 16     Image 2 of 16 The real America The real America Image 3 of 16 I want YOU to suffer the gross indignities I'm about to inflict on the world! I want YOU to suffer the gross indignities I'm about to inflict on the world! Image 4 of 16 A concierge desk, a golf course, a Sharpie, and a sexually abusive, pussy-grabbing creep. It's the president! A concierge desk, a golf course, a Sharpie, and a sexually abusive, pussy-grabbing creep. It's the president! Image 5 of 16 Keep saying it, a million more times. Keep saying it, a million more times. Image



The venomous cancer of the Trump presidency

Wed, 11 Jan 2017 22:37:55 UT

Image 1of/3 CaptionClose Image 1 of 3 The president-elect, trashing all media, talking about himself in the third person, bashing those who dare criticize him, happily fellating Russia. Now, who wants vodka? The president-elect, trashing all media, talking about himself in the third person, bashing those who dare criticize him, happily fellating Russia. Now, who wants vodka? Image 2 of 3 This glower's for you, America. This glower's for you, America. Image 3 of 3 Gentle reminder. Love, Hillary Gentle reminder. Love, Hillary The venomous cancer of the Trump presidency 1 / 3 Back to Gallery Be it hereby known, stupefied American: Your reality no longer counts. Your dreams have been rendered



California floods, America burns, irony explodes

Sat, 7 Jan 2017 03:27:41 UT

Image 1of/3 CaptionClose Image 1 of 3 Clever. But also, not at all a joke. Clever. But also, not at all a joke. Image 2 of 3 Closer to the truth than anyone wants to admit Closer to the truth than anyone wants to admit Image 3 of 3 Replace "campground" with "democracy" and you've just about got it Replace "campground" with "democracy" and you've just about got it California floods, America burns, irony explodes 1 / 3 Back to Gallery The bloated orange president-elect is in love with dumb-thug Russians, tweets about himself in the third person and is readying his murder of conspiracy-minded billionaire-idiots to lead the nation into the darkest,