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Preview: The Register - Odds and Sods: Bootnotes
 The Register - Odds and Sods: BootnotesBiting the hand that feeds ITCopyright: Copyright 2009, Situation Publishing
Eat my dust - it's time for Comment of the Week Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:33:25 GMT Bring your conjecture to the slaughterCoTW Good afternoon, parasites. I expect after a long hard week of aggravating wittering on the Reg threads you'd like nothing better than to sit back and enjoy a nice hot drink and a bit of a blowback of said burblings, eh?…
H Ross Perot Jr fails to grab rhino by the horns Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:49:21 GMT Denied hunting trophy following 'bungled' shotH Ross Perot Jr, the son of former US presidential hopeful and EDS founder H Ross Perot, has been told he can't after all have the head and skin of a white rhino he shot back in July in KwaZulu-Natal's Mkhuze game reserve, after the beast made good his escape from the hunter's "bungled" attempt to down him.…
US woman to drop sprog live on internet Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:27:13 GMT Promises 'tasteful' birthing coverageA 23-year-old US teacher has decided to broadcast the drop of her first sprog live on the internet, thereby becoming a human "textbook" for those seeking birthing enlightenment.…
Is this the world's dirtiest PC? Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:02:02 GMT Reader snap reveals Quatermass-style horrorWe're obliged to reader Danny Lee for forwarding evidence of what appears to be a Quatermass-style lifeform, which has attached itself to a PC and pretty well explains why the thing had ceased to function:…
Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:55:08 GMT Cops find 'no evidence of uncontrolled bowels', howeverA Florida flasher who allegedly exposed himself to two women explained to cops that his state of undress was due to an "explosive diarrhoea" incident.…
You too can become a Taoist Mao Shan master Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:37:31 GMT Handy Reg step-by-step guide to achieving enlightenmentThe shock news earlier this week that a Chinese truck driver had persuaded an 18-year-old aspiring model that he was a Taoist Mao Shan master with the power to grant her catwalk success - providing she indulged in ritual sex - prompted many readers to enquire how they too might achieve the same kind of spiritual enlightenment.…
Woman rings cops to decry daughter's superior BJ skills Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:50:10 GMT Both blew pop, as is the Ohio customThe local paper covering Findlay, Ohio, has secured its place in journalistic history by printing a brief report of a woman who rang cops to complain that her daughter boasted superior oral relief skills.…
Wallace and Gromit get the Google doodle treatment Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:18:36 GMT Search monolith celebrates pair's 20th anniversaryGoogle's UK search tentacle has decided to ignore the fact that 4 November marks the day in 1890 that Edward, Prince of Wales, inaugurated the City & South London Railway* and instead is currently flourishing a Wallace and Gromit "doodle" to celebrate the pair's 20th anniversary.…
STRONG REAL SEX? That's not porn, rules ASA Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:58:44 GMT The kids'll never noticeBritish parents can be reassured that a newspaper picture of a man and woman having sex at the base of tree to advertise a film which "CONTAINS STRONG REAL SEX, BLOODY VIOLENCE AND SELF-MUTILATION" is not pornographic.…
US sees 'hot-tub related injuries' increase triplefold Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:33:44 GMT Horrific 'body part entanglement'
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