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The Bollywood Cowbserver

Satirical Bollywood Blog, Featuring (Mostly Fake) Bollywood Insider Gossip, Scandals, Photographs, Events, Reviews, Spoofs, Posters, MP3s, Mashups and News.

Updated: 2018-03-07T08:09:59.470+08:00


Presenting...Safe(cracker) Ali Khan


A long, long time ago...I can still rememberHow that sitar used to make me smileStarring:Darth Kader (Khan) - Bollywood's inimitable Dark Lard of the ShitChewbaba - A Rookie Sadhu that loves the bongLuke SkyNaukar - Wannabe Chaddhi Knight and Servant ExtraordinaireDhobi Wank A Noobie (nOOb) - Washerman with a penchant for giving virgin youths hand-jobs.Scene Uno, Circa 8957 AD:Darth Kader: Who moved my cheese?Dhobi Wank-a-nOOb: Stop airing your dirty laundry in public or I shall be compelled to use the force of my washerman's bat on you, Darth Cheddar Luke Sky Naukar: Did you get last week's laundry yet, Dhobi? Darth Kader hasn't changed his Chaddhis in a week and we fear a Chaddhi uprisingChewbaba: Blhahlkjdajasda. Why can't we all just smoke the piss pipe?Dhobi Wank-a-noob: Are you threatening me?Luke Sky Naukar: You aren't Cornholio, you low caste dhobiChewbaba: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Chaddhi knight! Eat my skorts, turdburger.Maybe its time to convert this into a Pootube clip :-OGlossary:Dhobi: Washerman Naukar: ServantSadhu: Hindu Mystic[...]