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Updated: 2018-03-08T06:58:49.254-08:00


Texas killings fileds


texas killings fileds is brilliant. Well i expect i could be.  if had
been paying attention. Killing folk for no apparent reason in a sort of
hillbilly style. Nice

Sucker Punch


Sucker punch.  Raining again so i had to stay in. Not a fucking clue
what this is about.  Which means i struggled with this just a little.
Damn you rain. DAMN YOU.

The Other Guys


other guys is a comedy!  I know. didnt mean to watch it. But 2 classic
bits. Even laughed. The 'bad cop bad cop' bit and Dirty Mike and the boys.



Piranha 3DD is another classic. Best work i have ever seen night rider doing. And i really mean that. Might watxh it again right now. The ginger moran was also good (if you watch the take outs after).  Colleagues who supplied this great movie seemd to think it was stupid too!!!. Idiots.

Drive Angry


drive anger really did live up to its name. It is totl shit. Nicola
serioulsy what the fak. We are finished.

Raised in Arizona


raised in arizona is pretty good. No nonsence, no pissing about. Just a
run of the mill general daft film. No idea why i found it ok. Didnt
recognise any of the cast either.

Back to the future


Back to the fute is on tv and it is raing. fer faks sake this is not
fair im not allowed to fix spelling. People might think i am some sort
of idiot.Anyway havent seen since i was 15 so watched it. Watchable.
Then back to the fute2 came on. Fucking hell. had to turn off after 10
mins. wanted to kill eveery one. I still might.

Ghost rider


Ghost rider is fucking brilliant. Opps my poor english. I mean its shit.
China probably thinks nicola is the only actor in the world.



Paul is film about some chids and an alien. Crap but i enjoyed. The little green bastard quote was good. I have a friend call paul. He is from england. and another friend with an uncle called paul. weird eh?



coriolanus. What the hell is this about. Turned off after 45 mins and
went out in the rain. And Nesbitt! - we need to have words now. Bringing
great shame on the name by appearing in this dung.

and making me go out in the rain.



battleship. I have seen before in a bar. But without sound so not fair
to comment on the movie (the time one on the plane was completely fair
of course). Until now that is. Bought the disc. Put it on and its faking
chinese. How the fuck did they get all the american guys and liam thingy
to speak chinese. Any wonder it flopped at the box office. These film
people are faking thick.
Not happy. Now going to watch Coriolanus.  Cover has bloke with blood on
his face so its probably going to be good.

Devils Double


raining today so am scared to go out in case drown. China drainage isnt
the best so decided today is film day.  Devils Double is good.  Rain is



diouble or double as some say is not bad. That Gere buddy looks a bit
old now. If indeed it is him and not that friend of mine who always
reconed he looked like him. Who looks fak all like him actually. Isnt
that right RG!.  Not bad film, but bit obvious. Except for the unobvious
bit at the end. A twist i think that is called. Getting the hang of this
terminology stuff now eh.  Does anyone have a copy of human centipede
2.  China doenst have it.
Thank you

Human Centipede


We (my new canadian advisor and i) had the Human centipede specialy
imported from the USA. wEll he had anyway. Thought would be crappy B
movie style. Wasnt. High quality depravity here. And that goes for my
advisor too.

Red Tails


red tails is about some black guys flying some aeroplnes.  Pretty goos. faks sake. spelling again.

Super Shark


hmmmm. super shark as the name suggests is about a shark that is super. A little worried about this one. And the fact i watched it. All of it! But i feel i must do things like this a part of my crusade to bring the best films to you. I have no idea how i would describe this.  Supershark yes. Arrange alot of drink if you are to watch this one. One of the guys in it was in snow beast i think btw.

The Grey


the grey is total faking ?? bùhao (very popular phrase) and faking raging at the ending. Liam - fak aff. Wise up. Perhaps been in china too long too.

I Spit On Your Grave


I spit on your grave is very good. Much better than i expected. Surprized by the high level of violence. I had for ages and never watched as thought would be crap!!!!!! I'm serious this time. Frankenfish is total bollocks btw.

Harry Potter 2


Harry potter and something (2nd one) is ok. Could be more violent of course. Opportunity missed there. Still not sure that this is gay porn either. My canadian friend may have some issues.



Frankenfish is a rip smaching piece of brilliance. I love you frankemfish. Snow beast is shit.

Harry Potter 1


watched harry potter 1. Hadnt watched as thought didnt have enough violence. It didnt. I also mentioned this to colleague. He seemed to think harry potter was gay porn. I'm worried.



immortals is totally stupid also. They killed some immortals??  eh? Why they immortal then!! eh! This is basic fakin stuff.  Dont understand why these hollywood guys dont ask me shit before they start to film. I expect this is the turning pint.  But i did enjoy this crap. cheers

The Iron lady


the iron lady is completely stupid. I liked it

The Sitter


the sitter is completely stupid. I liked it

Sherlock Holmes 2


(image) sherlock homes's new film is a bit like watching a dodgy disc that freezes all the time (quite common in china of course) and repeatedly hitting the slow motion button. Come on guy. another rock n rolla will do nicely. not this crap