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If Jesus tells you to take your hands off the wheel while driving at high speeds, don’t listen to him.

Thu, 25 Jan 2018 15:53:10 +0000

Jesus is known for being a bit of a practical joker and is always pulling pranks on people. Like the time he pretended to “die” and then showed up three days later just so he could freak out his mom, … Continue reading

Bored with trees, telephone poles, and tacos, Jesus shows up on Walmart receipt.

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:51:55 +0000

So here we go again with Jesus showing up in a random inanimate object. This time it’s a receipt for Walmart which Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland just happened to notice appeared to have a face on it after … Continue reading

Look! It’s a pole! It’s a plant! IT’S JESUS CHRIST!

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 18:13:51 +0000

What do you see when you look at the picture on the right? I see a telephone pole being slowly choked to death by Kudzu, a particularly troublesome plant native to Japan and China that has been clogging up the … Continue reading

Jesus and his Mom team up for appearance on pizza pan.

Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:43:55 +0000

Josh Mather feels he’s had a miracle occur in his life. He and his brother used to own a sports bar, but they had to close it down due to the bad economy. They ended up storing some of the … Continue reading

Jesus takes time out from destroying Japan to show up in a tree.

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:09:53 +0000

That Jesus fellow is very busy, but never so busy that he can’t appear in some random object: MCLEAN, Va. — The Norton family says an image of Jesus is engraved in a tree in their front yard, right where … Continue reading

Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus team up for appearance on tortilla.

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 19:47:10 +0000

Usually when making public appearances these two tend to go solo, but this time they decided to team up for the ultimate venue: a tortilla! A Starr County family is wondering if a miracle took place in their kitchen on … Continue reading

Jesus Christ banned from Belchertown Public Library.

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 21:48:25 +0000

No, I’m not making this up. There really is a place named Belchertown and apparently the library there hates Jesus Christ: The Sept. 8 order issued by the Library Board of Trustees warns Jesus Christ will be subject to criminal … Continue reading

Now he’s just showing off: Jesus found in fingerprint and lung X-ray.

Sat, 22 May 2010 01:58:10 +0000

It’s been awhile since we’ve had any stories about images of Jesus showing up in odd places so here’s two such stories to make up for it. First, Jesus took the time to freak out an 8th-grader: Austin Coleman says … Continue reading

Holy shit! Virgin Mary shows up in bird crap!

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:22:11 +0000

Pareidolia comes in all shapes and sizes and mediums including, apparently, bird shit. A gentleman by the name of Salvador Pachuca down in Byran, Texas was about to wash his truck when he spotted the bird shit on the side … Continue reading

That Jesus guy is everywhere!

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 17:38:57 +0000

This is a compilation of various news reports on Jesus and/or his mom showing up in random objects: Couple of things struck me as I watched this. First is the fact that it doesn’t take much for a True Believer™ … Continue reading