Subscribe: Nocturnal Admission
Added By: Feedage Forager Feedage Grade B rated
Language: English
adam  britney  buy  didn  dog  fav  forever young  forever  jeff  new  paris  part  people  reny  thought  time  wasn  watching  young 
Rate this Feed
Rate this feedRate this feedRate this feedRate this feedRate this feed
Rate this feed 1 starRate this feed 2 starRate this feed 3 starRate this feed 4 starRate this feed 5 star

Comments (0)

Feed Details and Statistics Feed Statistics
Preview: Nocturnal Admission

Nocturnal Admission

I've Got a Lot of Pieces That Need to be Heard

Updated: 2018-03-05T21:59:43.327-05:00


This one is for Jessie


I swear this is all true...

So I read a few of Jessie's posts about Twilight and didn't think too much of it...Sounded interesting but the chances that I would go buy the books or see the movie were slim. But then my Bro-in-law bought it for me.

So I read it in hours and fell in love with the teenage angst and felt lonely when it was finished and I wasn't with Bella and Edward anymore. I debated going to the bookstore for New Moon but then snow and laziness set in.

So, I was walking past our bookcase (where I would have sworn I knew all the books there) and suddenly saw New Moon sitting there. Neither Adam or I have any idea where or who it came from. Brilliant though.

Sit down to read (Adam upstairs watching tv) and get to a part where Bella is begging Edward to let her become one of them.... and I kid you not, 2 seconds later Alphaville's Forever Young drifts down from upstairs. "Forever young, do you want to be forever young...Do you want to live forever, forever, forever young..." I might have shed a tear.

I keep reading and naturally come to a part where Bella falls down. And suddenly from the tv upstairs (I have not idea what he's watching) comes Cyndi Lauper's Time After Time: "If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting...time after time"

Spooky right? Now I just need Edward to materialize in my living room. Shivers.

Womanizer? More like Little Girlanizer


(object) (embed)

Vomit eye


From one of my fav Brit trash mags:

"There was a time when Lindsay Lohan used to be an actress. And quite a good one. Now, frankly, she has less reason to call herself an actress than Paris Hilton. Paris at least stars in films, even if they do make your eyes vomit."

I love a good eye vomiting.

Bon Fin de L'Annee (Or Art Vanderley)


Happy New Years to all (and Jeff). Bummed I wasn't with the gang either. Or that Jefe didn't make it either. Still waiting for the someone to post about the Shenanigans please.

Jeff, I did buy you a present in Paris even though I wasn't intending to.

Paris was fabulous ... and I didn't fall off the balcony, so I consider it a success.

Hope we can all get together soon.

Adam's Nocturnal Admission


"Reny, what's more interesting? The chickens in the walls or sleeping in a bed?"



"This is what happens when you buy dog treats and beef jerky on the same shopping trip."

-- Adam, after he ate Reny's dog treats. Which apparently tasted better than the beef jerky.

What happened to the Kelly I used to know?


I'm starting to buy in to the latest (Tom)Cruise (Spin)Control:

(1) I smiled while reading the recent People cover story.

(2) I watched Mission Impossible III on a plane the other night.

(3) I'm starting to at least consider that he might not be gay or at least not in a long-term relationship with Will Smith.

However, I'm still worried about Suri's nose as she gets older.

I think I need help.

p.s. I also voted on an USmagazine online poll about whether I felt more favorable to him these days. Answer: Yes

I am apparently Britney's #1 Fan


What has happened to me?

Yesterday, I put Circus on repeat. I got away with it for about 20 minutes before Adam realized and cut me off.

More Brit bits


Someone (let's just call her Shirley) just had a dream the she was teaming up with Justin T to support Britney on her comeback tour. But at the last minute, Shirley and JT decided that Britney just wasn't ready so they just went and danced backstage. And there was a lot of kissing. Wicked!

Guess who's going to see Britney Bitches!


That's right. I'm ready for her big comeback. Friday, March 13th in NJ baby. We really should have bought insurance on those tickets. A lot could go wrong between now and March...for me or Brit.

Oh and Pussycat Dolls opening. Not sure how to process that one. Most likely at the bar.

The Body makes me forget


I don't know why, but I keep forgetting that JB isn't coming home for xmas....No matter how many times she, or anyone else, keeps telling me.

I have a feeling that I will have my face (reversed ham) pressed against Mel and Chris' window on December 25.

Almost thought of something else


But I'll have to tell you in secret. Please contact me at your earliest convenience if you are in the know.

Over and Under

Almost thought of somefing


The Grand Ol' Dame of Kelly
She had ten thousand men
She marched them up to the top of the hill
And she marched them down again

And when they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down

And when they were only half way up
They pulled their trousers down

I give you this because, as I was walking the dog, I had thought of something I really wanted to say, but by the time I got home I already forgot.

Amuse yourselves while I try to think.

Jen: ask Phil to sing English Country Garden; Maggie only had one...; and Hitler only had one... in the meantime.

I do like people, really



Best vmail from jb. there was singing and other things. it was pure bodner and I couldn't have asked for anything more. I love you JB!!!

Traynor jukebox interlude: She's a killer queen, dynamite with a laser beam. can't get Queen out of my mind.

adam and trivial pursuit = kelly "no pie" traynor. he is lucky he is adam or he would be in big trouble.

I talked on the phone today. and i don't talk on the phone. to several people. it wasn't that bad. will recover over the next few months.

peace out. reny rules.

So says Scott


I need another one before I have my first.

That was just a big box of bacon and balls.

Did you know?


That Elvis Presley was a twin?

I didn't.

I wonder if he is dead or alive, Jeff

Fav headline of the day


Jonas Brothers to star in farting dog movie

Politics: My Version of Live Blogging


Are you either "My Friend" or "Joe the Plumber" ???

If you are...please go away

Senator O Government wants you to go away now.

Halloween came early


We went to Vermont to see Binnie and Floyd last weekend and went to a haunted corn maze late at night. It was so much fun...I pretty much just screamed my head off throughout the whole thing. You would too if people were jumping out at you in the dark in a giant field of corn.

We tried to go into a fun house at the other end, but after waiting in line for eons and having to stand in the middle of someone's massive fart for an obscene amount of time, we called it quits.

I can't wait to go back next year!!

Shout out to Turkey


Goofy Hitler just popped into my mind. And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

And then I thought of my hero Travis. And I cried and cried and cried.

Good night Dum Dum.

'Cos the S is for Super


Reny is my new dance partner. Dog's got some mad skillz yo.

Our two new fav's:

JJ Fad obviously. Reny takes the super fast rap part, and I do the rest.

And 'I need to praise you' by our own Norman Cook. I play my old part and Reny plays the part previously played by Jeff where we jump and down.


Cocktails for two


My new fav song from Seth's bro Barclay, which we found the video for

(object) (embed)

Binny & Floyd


My old friends Bert and Steve, whom Jeff renamed Binny and Floyd once upon a time, have been located. We lost touch about 7 years ago maybe.

Now, they're living in Vermont and I just went up for the weekend. Vermont is magical. I could live there. Hiking. Camping. Bird Watching. Porch Sitting. Cool as.

We're going back up there in early October for this scary nighttime maze through a corn field, which I am assured is scary as crap. Anyone wanna come with?

Snooze Button


Our little pup Reny woke up and licked (sleeping) Adam's face this morning.

He turned over and mumbled: "My snooze button just licked me in the face"


Oh No!


Sophia (aka Estelle Getty) has passed away.

Sophia, thank you for being a friend.