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Updated: 2013-04-09T07:37:38.946+01:00

 



Someone once told me this was a good movie, but sh...

2009-08-11T13:59:15.153+01:00

Someone once told me this was a good movie, but she was 72yrs old, so how the fuck would she know?

Stick to the knitting Granny!*

*Not my Granny. A different one.



Grand. Haven't seen it, never will based on th...

2009-08-11T09:27:13.518+01:00

Grand. Haven't seen it, never will based on this excellent and informative review. What? It tells me all I need to know.



From age 2 to 4 my daughter used to wake up and pu...

2009-08-07T23:56:29.547+01:00

From age 2 to 4 my daughter used to wake up and put the DVD of either this, or Monsters Inc on every single morning.
I was a proud and happy parent the day she finally started school. Haven't seen either movie since.



Sucking you say? Malteasers, eh? Get out of me way...

2009-08-05T12:00:49.331+01:00

Sucking you say?
Malteasers, eh?
Get out of me way,
I'm coming today,
For a very long stay,
Down by Ol' Malta Bay,
Hip Hip Hooray!
Suck me, I'm Gay*!

*I'm not really Gay. I just put that in 'cos it rhymes.
And I'm fuckin' desperate.



No, sucking is for malteasers, peanut m&ms mus...

2009-08-04T10:06:00.141+01:00

No, sucking is for malteasers, peanut m&ms must be crunched.



I have a very vague recollection of being co-erced...

2009-07-31T18:55:03.346+01:00

I have a very vague recollection of being co-erced into watching this tripe at some stage.

Oh yeah, now I remember...
It was the 49c price sticker that did the trick.



I want to be Frank. The rabbit. Not the dude in th...

2009-07-29T13:54:32.673+01:00

I want to be Frank. The rabbit. Not the dude in the suit, but Frank the rabbit.



It's the bacon. Oh wait. It may not be that....

2009-07-22T10:33:15.336+01:00

It's the bacon.

Oh wait. It may not be that.

It's the rashers.



The animation. Oh wait. You said it's not tha...

2009-07-21T19:16:54.247+01:00

The animation.

Oh wait. You said it's not that.

The Cartoonery.



I know this one! John Travolta

2009-07-21T19:05:33.714+01:00

I know this one!
John Travolta



Yay I'm a loser. Wooot!

2009-07-17T15:59:07.175+01:00

Yay I'm a loser. Wooot!



You're right though, it was Steve Buscemi.

2009-07-17T13:35:41.835+01:00

You're right though, it was Steve Buscemi.



I'll have to take your first answer. Loser.

2009-07-17T13:34:59.722+01:00

I'll have to take your first answer.

Loser.



Was getting all Italian corruption-ed in my head f...

2009-07-17T09:10:03.971+01:00

Was getting all Italian corruption-ed in my head for some reason



Sorry Steve Buscemi

2009-07-17T09:08:52.310+01:00

Sorry Steve Buscemi



Steve Berlusconi?

2009-07-17T08:29:19.781+01:00

Steve Berlusconi?



If you use bacon you can certainly fry it first, b...

2009-07-13T19:12:59.295+01:00

If you use bacon you can certainly fry it first, but the zap under the hot grill should do the trick. Easier with ham tho...



I used ham, petal. It goes under the grill anyway...

2009-07-12T20:04:11.680+01:00

I used ham, petal. It goes under the grill anyways so don't sweat it. Anyhoo, vomiting is God's way of making you lose a few pounds....



Love this film - one of my faves ever - Tom Cruise...

2009-07-12T20:01:36.239+01:00

Love this film - one of my faves ever - Tom Cruise with his wonky teeth in his lubly white uniform...

And haha, you said Willie.



I'll give it to you even though your guesses s...

2009-07-09T21:07:14.193+01:00

I'll give it to you even though your guesses sound like a sex toy and a kind of plaster.

It was "Ecto 1"



It's something like GBusters 1 or Ectoplast 1?...

2009-07-09T19:03:20.051+01:00

It's something like GBusters 1 or Ectoplast 1?



She was also in Manequinn, but we'll forget al...

2009-07-07T20:42:20.824+01:00

She was also in Manequinn, but we'll forget all about that.



Emmy was also in Big trouble in Little China, much...

2009-07-07T10:40:55.435+01:00

Emmy was also in Big trouble in Little China, much more enjoyable.



We don't watch the same movies, in the ones I ...

2009-06-29T01:37:47.784+01:00

We don't watch the same movies, in the ones I watch they all have naked pillow fights. In Jelly. With strap ons.



what happened to the bacon? you can't just thr...

2009-06-26T01:31:15.190+01:00

what happened to the bacon? you can't just throw raw bacon on top of anything and expect to have a happy outcome. It needs to be fried to ratshit first.