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The rambling thoughts of an Irish Grandad

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By: Holemaster

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:56:31 +0000

Get it a tiny elephant suit so you can laugh your arse off at a tiny elephant running around the place.

By: Grandad

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:22:55 +0000

Sighs - I have enough trouble with the fucking animal without her rolling home in the small hours of the morning, roaring drunk.  It's bad enough having to put up with Herself.  The 12 steps?  Heh! Might work......

By: sighs

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:11:01 +0000

Yeah I find myself lunging at bars all the time - usually while slurring stuff like "pour me a double next time ya tight bastard!". If Minnie likes bars well for fucks sake tell her I'll meet at the nearest one  next time she's thirsty - she can throw herself over anything she wants - preferably after we've both had a few. If you don't like it, threaten her with the 12 steps. That should sober her up.    

By: Grandad

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:23:31 +0000

Arhonda - And a lovely looking German Shepherd she is.  We have a problem.  Our Sandy has adopted both guinea pigs and lovingly protects them both.  An addition of another dog would more than likely case more damage than any Shannon floods.  Thanks for the offer though.

By: Arhonda Bend

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:07:25 +0000

I have two guinea pigs.  I also have a German Shepherd that likes to jump on their cage if they so much as move a muscle.  Result - they don't so much as twitch if they see her approaching - no annoying 'twangy' sounds, no squeaking, just two motionless, wide-eyed piggies. One good turn deserves another so I can lend the German Shepherd to you at a very reasonable cost.....I'm nice like that.  :)

By: Grandad

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:19:04 +0000

TT - Christmas dinner?

By: tt

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:08:58 +0000

Here's an idea. Get rid of 'em.

By: Grandad

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:37:54 +0000

Kae - Do you know of any guinea pig fetish shops?  Please forward addresses.  [*weirdo*]

By: Kae Verens

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:14:43 +0000

put two swinging straps in the cage. loop one under her front legs, and the other under the back legs whenever she's in there. the straps should be short enough that her paws are not touching the ground. another solution is a tiny ball and chain kit. purchasable in all reputable guinea-pig fetish shops.

By: Grandad

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:59:08 +0000

That is an amazingly simple idea!  I don't know why I didn't think of it.  I don't have a goldfish bowl or tank, but there is a large tank up on the roof I could use?  It will have to stay full of water though, otherwise I can't flush the jax.  Maybe if I tied a tennis ball to Minnie she might float a bit better?